Go put on those oversize shoes
        And hit the dance floor, no time to lose,
        Cast aside all pretention and pomp,
        Let down your hair and do the BIG FOOT STOMP.

        Get the biggest shoes that money can buy,
        Four feet long and two feet high,
        Shine 'em up, put 'em on, lace 'em real tight,
        'Cause we're gonna do the big foot stomp TONIGHT.

        Big foot, big foot, don't be afraid,
        Show them gals of what you're made,
        Stomp them shoes, stomp real hard,
        Don't let 'em think you're a SOCIAL RETARD.

        STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
        STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
        STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
        STOMP STOMP STOMP oh STOMP STOMP STOMP.

        Dainty slippers, they're a thing of the past,
        The big size shoes got 'em all outclassed,
        Four feet long, three feet wide,
        Finest leather, with a POCKET ON THE SIDE.

        Okay dancers, line up in a row,
        Let each gal's heel touch the next guy's toe,
        Seven stomps with your left foot, seven with your right,
        We're gonna do the big foot stomp ALL NIGHT.

        STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
        STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
        STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
        STOMP STOMP STOMP yeah STOMP STOMP STOMP.

        One more time....

        STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
        STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
        STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
        STOMP STOMP STOMP yeah STOMP STOMP STOMP.

        One more time again....

        STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
        STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
        STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
        STOMP STOMP STOMP oooh STOMP STOMP STOMP.

        Oh yeah, stomp it up baby....

        STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
        STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
        STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
        STOMP STOMP STOMP oooh STOMP STOMP STOMP.

        Now we're really stompin'....

        STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
        STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
        STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
        STOMP STOMP STOMP oooh STOMP STOMP STOMP.

        Alternate your feet now....

                STOMP
                   STOMP
                STOMP
                   STOMP
                STOMP
                   STOMP
                STOMP

                   STOMP
                STOMP
                   STOMP
                STOMP
                   STOMP
                STOMP
                   STOMP
                STOMP

        Now stomp in a circle....

                        STOMP
               STOMP    STOMP    STOMP
               STOMP             STOMP
        STOMP                           STOMP
        STOMP                           STOMP
               STOMP             STOMP
               STOMP    STOMP    STOMP
                        STOMP

        Slide stomp....

        STOMP^H^H^H^H^H  STOMP^H^H^H^H^H  STOMP^H^H^H^H^H  STOMP
        STOMP^H^H^H^H^H  STOMP^H^H^H^H^H  STOMP^H^H^H^H^H  STOMP

        Reverse stomp....

        STOMP     ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HPMOTS     STOMP    
        ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HPMOTS STOMP     ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HPMOTS     STOMP
            ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HPMOTS

        Back in formation....  Let's DO THAT STOMP!

        STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
        STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
        STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
        STOMP STOMP STOMP yeah STOMP STOMP STOMP.

        Oh you can have your waltz and jig,
        Foxtrot, rhumba, I don't give a fig,
        I'll wear big shoes and have a romp
        Down on the dance floor with the BIG FOOT STOMP!

        STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
        STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
        STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
        STOMP STOMP STOMP oooh  STOMP...  STOMP...  STOMP!

24 responses total.

As always.... amazing.

Is this some sort of commentary on the tendency of young folk to wear big,
combat-style boots these days?

Marston, do you call around here somewhere?  I've *got* to go to
one of your hoedowns!

Vry mzng

It could make you a mint- go platinum- a whole new career.  The dance of the
decade, then on to muzak...

Moo.

I can see it now:  The Boot STOMPing Boogie!

Great... I'm going to vomit.
(Sorry, wrong conference)
<vidar vomits on carl's shoe)

<carl nonchalantly taps his toe on the floor>

How did you do "slide stomp" and "reverse stomp"?

He used arrow [D[D[D[D[D[D<---<[D[D[D[D[Darrow keys.

Wow.  NOT!!!

Hmm. I forgot it stripped the ESC keys.

La da, de da, lade da de da.

Bide bide bop.

Beep!

Funky, funky, funky.

...

Re 10, 11:  Nope, no arrow keys.  Just backspaces (control-H's).
,

Or that.  like thisTHISthisTHIS
damn!  it stripped my 'bad input' again.

use an editor that allows you to use control key codes.

You only need to use control keys if you're leading.
If you're following it's much easier, all you need is
the space key and confidence that leading isn't all it's
cracked up to be.

heh.

umm...

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