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Grex Enigma Item 157: What the hell is this CF for?
Entered by facelift on Sat Mar 12 00:47:30 UTC 1994:

I'm confused...what's this Cf all about? Let me know.

36 responses total.

#1 of 36 by vidar on Sat Mar 12 03:11:25 1994:

Be polite, facelift.  If you didn't know what an Enigma was, why did you
bother joining?

#2 of 36 by vishnu on Sat Mar 12 11:34:31 1994:

<vishnu proceeds to remove facelift's innards with his toes.

#3 of 36 by remmers on Sat Mar 12 13:08:22 1994:

Little orphan Marston,
Has come to our house to stay,
To cook, and clean, and sew, and knit,
And put the dishes away,

But as the shadows lengthen,
When the day's work is done,
And flowers fold their petals
In the glow of dying sun,

Tis then the children gather,
And, seated 'round the fire,
Wide eyes start to narrow
At the thought of tales dire,

Then Marston joins the circle,
And in e'er such soft, low tones,
Spins tales enigmatic
That chill them to their bones.

Tales of ghosts and goblins,
Undead spirits of all kinds,
For Marston hates the children
And likes messing with their minds.

Outside, the drum bangs slowly,
Zombies gather on the porch,
The eerie fife plays lowly,
Some ghoul lights up a torch,

As Marston spins his tales,
Filling young minds with dread,
Don't ever let him in *your* house,
To mess with *your* head!

Little orphan Marston
Has come to our house to stay,
To cook, and clean, and sew, and knit,
And put the dishes away,

But heed these words of caution,
So you'll hear them, I will shout:
MARSTON WILL GET YOU
IF YOU DON'T WATCH OUT!

#4 of 36 by carl on Sat Mar 12 20:59:48 1994:

Why do I keep looking over my shoulder since I started reading that?

#5 of 36 by vishnu on Sat Mar 12 21:12:20 1994:

That's good... <shiv-shiv>

#6 of 36 by vidar on Sat Mar 12 23:39:29 1994:

<vidar thinks he's in trouble>

#7 of 36 by ziggy on Sun Mar 13 03:56:12 1994:

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#8 of 36 by ziggy on Sun Mar 13 03:57:16 1994:

sorry 'bout that.

#9 of 36 by vidar on Sun Mar 13 13:22:25 1994:

You evil leetle boy!  You're grounded for a month!  







































NOT!

#10 of 36 by orinoco on Sun Mar 13 13:57:42 1994:

Ziggy, keep your insanity on !party, pleez.

#11 of 36 by kentn on Sun Mar 13 19:50:37 1994:

My policy is to forget any item in Enigma which contains Cheez Wiz
responses.  When I have forgotten every item (which seems likely at
this point), I'll drop the cf.  I'm with facelift on this one...
what is the purpose of this cf?

#12 of 36 by vidar on Sun Mar 13 21:37:15 1994:

To discuss enigmas.

#13 of 36 by remmers on Mon Mar 14 11:36:28 1994:

To gain perspective on these demands for an explanation of purpose,
I recommend that people look up "enigma" in the dictionary.

#14 of 36 by kentn on Mon Mar 14 15:15:56 1994:

Um, yah.  So this is a place to enter cryptic and often incomprehensible
responses?  I guess I'm waiting to see one of these riddles explained,
at least as to why they're baffling.  Otherwise, they're just fluff
(or Cheez Wiz...there I've said it,now I can forget this item, heh heh).

#15 of 36 by remmers on Mon Mar 14 17:45:54 1994:

Excellent response.  Quite enigmatic.

#16 of 36 by robh on Mon Mar 14 23:57:45 1994:

I'm sorry, ziggy, but it's spelled "Cheeze Whiz."  You'll have to
re-enter your previous response.

#17 of 36 by vidar on Tue Mar 15 01:40:33 1994:

No!  Don't let him do *that*!  Please spare us, o mighty lord Robh!

#18 of 36 by aahz on Sat Mar 19 03:56:31 1994:

Somebody tally up how many Cheez Wizzes that was.

#19 of 36 by kami on Sun Mar 20 07:30:16 1994:

Cheez, whiz! what a lot of work for not much return- like eating the stuff...

#20 of 36 by vidar on Sun Mar 27 00:25:21 1994:

I'll try, but I may die in the attempt!

#21 of 36 by other on Sun Mar 27 06:36:51 1994:

is this getting crazy with the cheeze wizz stuff by chance a line from a song?

#22 of 36 by vishnu on Sun Mar 27 07:20:39 1994:

Guess.






<beck>

#23 of 36 by vidar on Sun Mar 27 17:01:41 1994:

I hate Beck.  <not>

#24 of 36 by ziggy on Sun Mar 27 22:07:02 1994:

BECK is fresh, he's playing the Detroit Science Center for $3 at the door!

#25 of 36 by vidar on Mon Mar 28 01:17:12 1994:

Moo.

#26 of 36 by bdp on Mon Mar 28 02:33:19 1994:

yeah, except that I heard a Beck "concert" means he shows up with his stero,
presses play, and sits back.

#27 of 36 by cain on Mon Mar 28 02:37:06 1994:

72 CHEESE WIZZ's.  I counted.

#28 of 36 by none on Mon Mar 28 02:53:28 1994:

All who think cain has too much time on his hands, say "aye"

#29 of 36 by vidar on Mon Mar 28 14:10:27 1994:

It only takes about 12 minutes to count the CHEESE WIZZ's.  First of
all there are six columns, then keeping that in mind, you count down
one column and then multiply that number by six for a grand total of
72.  Not that I've done this, but...

#30 of 36 by vidar on Mon Mar 28 14:52:54 1994:

Actually, I think the real total is 720, but I could be wrong.

#31 of 36 by orinoco on Mon Mar 28 16:07:58 1994:

AYE!

#32 of 36 by ziggy on Mon Apr 4 16:17:44 1994:

Ziggy gets crazy with the cheesewizz!
Ziggy gets crazy with the cheesewizz!
Ziggy gets crazy with the cheesewizz!
Ziggy gets crazy with the cheesewizz!
Ziggy gets crazy with the cheesewizz!
Ziggy gets crazy with the jello!

#33 of 36 by orinoco on Mon Apr 4 19:42:56 1994:

Orinoco gets crazy with the, uhh, patookie fish!

#34 of 36 by cain on Tue Apr 12 02:12:16 1994:

<cain gets crazy with the WD-40!>

#35 of 36 by vishnu on Tue Apr 12 15:26:19 1994:

FIre's cool.

#36 of 36 by vidar on Tue Apr 12 19:28:18 1994:

No, it'
s HOT!

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