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Grex Enigma Item 129: I Don't Go to the Mall No Mo
Entered by remmers on Fri Sep 10 02:55:01 UTC 1993:

It was bad enough when all those teenagers roamed the corridors after
school.  But when the snakes and ostriches started up, I decided I was
outa there.

141 responses total.

#1 of 141 by skeez on Fri Sep 10 20:09:40 1993:

The mall <Briarwood?> Ugh......I hate the Gap. I hate Deja'iz.....I hate
Merry-Go-Round.......I hate Fun-Factory....Da' list goes on & on....... heheh.

#2 of 141 by scg on Fri Sep 10 21:50:47 1993:

Briarwood?  Ugh.  Crowded.  Lots of people, all wearing their letter jackets
or other currently in style clothes.  All those trendy shops.  Whenever I
go there, I just want to get out of there.

#3 of 141 by skeez on Fri Sep 10 22:55:02 1993:

Yes too.. If I see another 8-Ball jackett I shall be forced to bludgeonn their
wearer with Assorted Fashion Staples.

#4 of 141 by vidar on Sun Sep 12 18:52:55 1993:

You want to see crowded?  I don't assume that any of you have been in the MALL
of America at rush hour.  And even with the size of that place, It's still
crowded.  I tell you it's hell, the only reason I go there any mo is so my
cousins and I can fight in the hallways without getting caught.  Stappling
ISN't bludgeoning it's piercing!  You honestly don't one attack from the other.
 But why should you?  You don't have to fight ever.

#5 of 141 by skeez on Mon Sep 13 22:03:01 1993:

Stataple=Mainstay, usual piece of clothing that real peoplee wear, Vid

#6 of 141 by vidar on Tue Sep 14 21:27:41 1993:

Still, that's not bludgeoning.  It's not even slashing, it's just DAMNED
annoying.  Oops!

#7 of 141 by skeez on Wed Sep 15 01:20:25 1993:

Bludgeoning=Hitting an object repeatedly.
It can be done with clothing.

#8 of 141 by vidar on Wed Sep 15 23:16:46 1993:

BEEP!  Wrong anwser.  Bludgeoning=hitting repeatedly with a blunt object.

#9 of 141 by skeez on Fri Sep 17 22:46:12 1993:

How about a Phillies Blunt t-shirt??? <j/k> 
(Blunt Object)

#10 of 141 by aahz on Fri Sep 17 23:51:45 1993:

The answer must be phrased in the form of a question
.....wait a sec, it is.  Skeez get $200 and control of the board...

#11 of 141 by vidar on Sat Sep 18 13:48:46 1993:

Bludgeoning must be done that can cause as much harm as a club, otherwise
it's slashing (Which is possible with clothing, though very hard) or piercing.
Bludgeoning is an attack form that causes no bleeding, unless it hits in a 
vital area.  slashing and piercing ALWAYS cause bloodshed.

#12 of 141 by vidar on Sun Jan 30 21:32:17 1994:

Uff Da,

#13 of 141 by jasmine on Tue Feb 1 21:07:55 1994:

Blork!

#14 of 141 by vishnu on Tue Feb 1 21:38:12 1994:

Well said.

#15 of 141 by vidar on Tue Feb 1 22:07:40 1994:

Prime Idiot?  Interesting...

#16 of 141 by ziggy on Fri Feb 11 16:37:39 1994:

Blork!  Bjorn, Bjork!

#17 of 141 by vishnu on Fri Feb 11 19:15:24 1994:

Yes.

#18 of 141 by vidar on Sat Feb 12 00:29:12 1994:

Uff Da!

#19 of 141 by ziggy on Sat Feb 19 20:10:06 1994:

The mall is okay . . . . NOT!

#20 of 141 by vishnu on Sat Feb 19 21:01:05 1994:

I like pissing off the guards and eating those little wax slurpy things.

#21 of 141 by ziggy on Sun Feb 20 00:20:13 1994:

 YEah, I like trying on outrageously large pants at Dejaz

#22 of 141 by vishnu on Sun Feb 20 00:41:01 1994:

That too.

#23 of 141 by vidar on Sun Feb 20 01:03:58 1994:

<vidar mumbles>

#24 of 141 by odie on Sun Feb 20 13:54:22 1994:

Hey zig, remember when we went to the mall that one time, and were rolling
pennies, and the dude their thought we were gambling so he gave us this
security guard as a babysitter. =) That was pretty cool!

#25 of 141 by ziggy on Thu Feb 24 00:35:08 1994:

heh, yeah.  wasn't his name roy?

#26 of 141 by vishnu on Thu Feb 24 02:18:46 1994:

Mall-cops suck.

#27 of 141 by ziggy on Thu Feb 24 22:59:42 1994:

Yeah, MALL COP KILLER!  I WANNA' BE A MALL COP KILLER!

#28 of 141 by vishnu on Fri Feb 25 00:04:38 1994:

<chuckle>

#29 of 141 by ziggy on Sat Feb 26 13:40:17 1994:

<ground chuckle>

#30 of 141 by vishnu on Sat Feb 26 19:18:35 1994:

<quadruple chuckle slam>

#31 of 141 by ziggy on Sun Feb 27 15:24:32 1994:

<Triple axle, double salcow combination slam>

#32 of 141 by vidar on Mon Feb 28 01:48:05 1994:

<vidar spanks ziggy>

#33 of 141 by ziggy on Fri Mar 4 20:51:57 1994:

<ziggy triple lutz quadruple axle combo>

#34 of 141 by vidar on Fri Mar 4 20:56:18 1994:

<vidar bites ziggy's buttocks>

#35 of 141 by vishnu on Fri Mar 4 22:12:14 1994:

Monkeys are cheeky,
Giraffes are insincere,
Elephants are kindly but they're dumb..
Orangutans are skeptical of changes in their cages,
and the Zoo Keeper is very fond of rum...

#36 of 141 by vishnu on Fri Mar 4 22:58:51 1994:

Er, that's Monkeys stand for honesty.  I'm getting
confused with my memories

#37 of 141 by ziggy on Tue Mar 8 19:43:49 1994:

He hung himself with a guitar string,
slaped a turkey neck,
now he's hangin' from a pigeon wing!

#38 of 141 by vidar on Tue Mar 8 21:36:13 1994:

Get back on the topic, or you'll all get spanked!

#39 of 141 by vishnu on Wed Mar 9 13:45:01 1994:

<vishnu mounts the topic>

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