Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Golly gee whillikers and a bottle of gin.
Ta ta and a bottle of tonic water.
Avast ye swabs and a bottle of scotch.
No excuse sir and a bottle of bourbon.

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Where's the Glog?!

To the tune of the Notre Dame fight song:

Beer, Beer, for old Notre Dame,
I'll bring the whisky, you bring champaigne.
Send the Freshmen out for Gin,
Don't let a sober Sophomore in.
We never stager, we never fall,
We'll sober up on wood alcohol,
While our loyal sons are marching back to the bar for more.

Beer & Gin are yucky.

I agree with you about beer (Save Norwegian) but as for Gin, my mind is not 
yet made up.  I prefer Mead and Glog to anything else.

Candy is dandy,
but liquor is quicker.

I think I'm going for that bottle of schnapps on the other side of the
basement.

  
  I get no kick from champagne
 mere alcohol doesnt thrill me at all
 so tell me why is it true
 That I get a belt out of you?
.`.

Well, anyone that sees me can answer that question...  :)

?

<skeez wonders>

Never mind...

Make mine a double.

{Vidar wanders around the room, purposely walking into anything in his way}
<Ouch!>

Jasmine, would you mind making me a Manhattan?

57' Caddy with a white license plate. <That's a real drink>

Just gimme a Death Brew any day.

One Manhattan coming right up.

  I think that the Manhatten should be re-invented.

 it should come with a little dead body floating in it. ;))000

With a pair of concrete shoes, no doubt?  Belch!  That was good, thank's,
Jasmine.

Give a cheer, give a cheer, 
for the boys who make the beer
in the basement of old (insert your high school or college here)

Where's my mead?

cranberry juice
any questions?

Nope.  Gimme some stiff JD and Dr. Pepper

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