Grex Enigma Conference

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Grex Enigma Item 125: Blenheim
Entered by remmers on Fri Sep 3 05:47:28 UTC 1993:

Blenheim, Blenheim, oh blissful Blenheim, blushing are your blossoms.
Beauteous bounty of Blenheim, jewel of the Carpathians!

Blessed are you, Blenheim, uncle of cities!  Beneath the blue sky,
blurred with clouds, you prosper and ferment.  All hail Blenheim!

Blink not at Blenheim, rather, gaze steady at her vaulting spires.
Angels of peace, let not blood stain their foundations.

Blenheim, Blenheim, Blenheim!  Oh blessed, blissful, blushing Blenheim,
long may you bloom.

44 responses total.

#1 of 44 by shannara on Fri Sep 3 15:54:42 1993:

Blech.  I hate Blenheim.
Blech Blech Blech.
Blenheim, you buttheaded bastard.

#2 of 44 by remmers on Fri Sep 3 23:19:54 1993:

Exercise:  Find the inconsistency in response #0.

#3 of 44 by vidar on Sat Sep 4 00:03:03 1993:

I reffuse.

#4 of 44 by rcurl on Sat Sep 4 02:17:54 1993:

Transvestite brother of father?

#5 of 44 by remmers on Sat Sep 4 03:50:44 1993:

Rcurl is correct and may go to the head of the class.

#6 of 44 by rcurl on Sun Sep 5 03:26:51 1993:

I am at the head of the class. In order to know what to do next, I
must know the configuration of the head of the class. Which way am
I facing? How many are in class? Is the teacher facing toward or away
from the class? What are we doing here?

#7 of 44 by remmers on Sun Sep 5 12:29:34 1993:

We are all facing toward Blenheim and marveling at its majesty.

#8 of 44 by carl on Sun Sep 5 12:39:39 1993:

Wow, majestic, marvelous Belnheim.  A true wonder of the world and
source of inspiration for generations to come.  Hmm.  I wonder if 
they sell pop over there at the souvenir stands.

#9 of 44 by jdg on Sun Sep 5 13:06:12 1993:

 
Blenheim (blen'aem) n.  village in S. West Germany, on the Danube: famous
victory of the Duke of Marlborough over the French, 1704.  German, Blindheim.

Blenheim spaniel, one of a breed of toy spaniels having a short head and
long ears.  [1830-40; named after Blenheim, country house of the Duke of
Marlborough on Oxfordshire, England]

#10 of 44 by rcurl on Sun Sep 5 17:17:52 1993:

May I take one giant step forward?

#11 of 44 by danr on Mon Sep 6 00:22:32 1993:

No.
You didn't say, "Mother, may I?"

#12 of 44 by rcurl on Mon Sep 6 03:43:47 1993:

Drat! Mother, may I take one giant step forward?

#13 of 44 by danr on Mon Sep 6 17:57:05 1993:

Sorry, I'm not your mother.  :)

#14 of 44 by rcurl on Mon Sep 6 20:50:11 1993:

Oh, Danny Boy..may I take one giant step forward?

#15 of 44 by vidar on Mon Sep 27 19:59:51 1993:

Ugh.  This is like watching Gladitorial combat from the back row.

#16 of 44 by rcurl on Tue Sep 28 05:14:28 1993:

(I'm still standing here.)

#17 of 44 by carl on Tue Sep 28 10:00:32 1993:

Rane, why not just turn around and take a step backwards when no one is
looking.  I don't think you need permission for that.

#18 of 44 by rcurl on Thu Sep 30 05:34:02 1993:

At Hill In Road

   You have walked up a hill, still in the forest.  The road slopes back down
the other side of the hill.  There is a building in the distance.

#19 of 44 by remmers on Thu Sep 30 07:36:54 1993:

Go south.

#20 of 44 by bdp on Thu Sep 30 16:47:34 1993:

Yeah, I had a horse like that once, and I traded it for a carl.

#21 of 44 by vidar on Thu Sep 30 21:46:00 1993:

Where's my Gythka?

#22 of 44 by rcurl on Thu Sep 30 23:21:23 1993:

In Forest

   You are in open forest, with a deep valley to one side.

#23 of 44 by vidar on Thu Sep 30 23:33:14 1993:

I'm taking my Gythka and getting out of this weird place.

#24 of 44 by remmers on Fri Oct 1 23:41:16 1993:

Dig hole.

#25 of 44 by rcurl on Sat Oct 2 05:51:37 1993:

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#26 of 44 by rcurl on Sat Oct 2 06:32:27 1993:

Digging without a shovel is quite impractical.  Even with a shovel progress is
unlikely.

#27 of 44 by vidar on Sat Oct 2 13:20:33 1993:

What the F*** should I dig a Blankity Blank hole for!?

#28 of 44 by rcurl on Sat Oct 2 16:11:27 1993:

(That, is an enigma.)

#29 of 44 by vidar on Sat Oct 2 19:00:43 1993:

<vidar is confused>  This conference does that sort a thing to you.

#30 of 44 by rcurl on Sun Oct 3 06:23:46 1993:

Which way would *you* like to go?

#31 of 44 by vidar on Sun Oct 3 13:53:37 1993:

I'll go up.

#32 of 44 by rcurl on Mon Oct 4 04:05:36 1993:

You can't go that way.

#33 of 44 by vidar on Mon Oct 4 21:45:09 1993:

Why not,  you blankity blank blank blank blank!

#34 of 44 by carl on Sun Jan 23 02:58:47 1994:

Two forward two-steps, then a grapevine left.

#35 of 44 by vidar on Sun Jan 23 03:07:33 1994:

I'll go blue

#36 of 44 by rcurl on Sun Jan 23 05:35:16 1994:

You can't go that way.

#37 of 44 by vidar on Sun Jan 23 15:40:10 1994:

I'll just sit here with my thumb up my ass.

#38 of 44 by jasmine on Sun Jan 23 21:50:47 1994:

That doesn't sound very pleasant.

#39 of 44 by skeez on Wed Jan 26 23:24:41 1994:

Oh man.
hee hee.
FUn boy.