when my friend was little she thought that falling in love was two people
sitting on a bed kissing, and they fell off.

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Oh, that's not what it means?

 I told my friend Judy that oral sex is when you just talk about it.
She looked at me in astonishment and cried, "David lied to me!!!"

re #0,1:  Funny what TV will do to a person.

oh...gee...which friend, lissa?

I had the idea that it had something to do with tumbling down a long
flight of stairs...

That's about right.

uh oh. Sounds dangerou Maybe I'll avoid it..:-)

Oh gee.  Falling down the stairs is fun.  especially if they ain't carpeted.

Even more fun if you are falling down the stairs with someone you are in love
with.

Really?  I haven't had this experience.

Actually, neither have I.  That wouldn't qualify as safe sex.

That' funny.  NOT!

Just turn down the gravity first and put shot glass full of lime Jell-o
at the bottom.  You can't possibly get hurt.

Yes, but the risk of Stairway-Transmitted Diseases is still high.  

Remember, kids, never fall downstairs without using a condom.

Thank you, drive safely, goodnight.

If you take a flying leap from the top step, no contact with the stairway
occurs, and there's no risk of getting any STD's.  However, if perchance
you neglected to turn the gravity down first, you may contract Stopping
Trauma Disorder from your contact with the floor at the foot of the
(safe) stairs.  A larger container of lime Jello positioned there will
reduce the risk, but it's always better to double-check the gravity
control.

lime jello?  green jello... just no.  red jello maybe, but not green.

One word:  Argyle.

Cost Cutter brand Mint Jelly.  With lamb chops on the side.

Neurotic Albatrosses

Dipping their beaks in inkwell and filling in 1040 forms.

For ferrets.

In case of an emergency.

Never know when you'll need those emergency backup ferrets.  

You'll be real glad you bought 'em.


Either that, or you won't.

And if you don't, you can always return them. Unless they won't take them
back. IN which case, you can't.

Should've kept that reciept

Yeah. Probably.

You might have suffered a fatal paper cut if you had.  Better to have played
it safe.

Yes, but on the other hand, you might have suffered a similar paper cut in
throwing it away.  Better just to cease moving and breathing.

<Dr. K. is summoned to the Enigma cf. with his "mv $1 /dev/null" script>

(Who's Dr. K?  And where's Dr. L.?)

Last i know, they were replacing Dr. Q's spleen with a chocolate eclair.

Mmmm...chocolate...

Ewwww...spleen....

All food, all good.  Beware.  I am the monster that shall eat Ann 
Arbor.

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