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fuz has been caught peeing in a public street. A felony currently, judge Zookpro presiding. Opening arguments:
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<Lord M and the mists freeze in shock> You're kidding!
<chuckles dryly> Since when is the king subject to this court?
It just surprises me <and after 750 years, I don't surprise that easily...>
<nods> Yes, I would imagine having been around that long might make it more difficult to be surprised by things. I thikn this man was not our king, but a man who looked vaguely like him... <looks around> Now where did that judge go?
All Rise, Case 7,879,554,fa; Fuz vs. City Of Grex. Now,Mr, Fuz, Why did you urinate in the street "gutter"? When the Federal building was 1 block away? (Can someone translate fer me? I cant speak Fuzian.)
There are, after all, a number of gentemen who closely resemble the Fuz... But if you're sure it was him, have no worries, he speaks Normal at least as well as you. I'm sure he didn't want to soil his shoes by going near the Federal Building. (Yes I'm exxaggerating, no I don't hate our government that much, yes, I can't type.)
[ahems in Wavestar's general direction] You naughtly little expatriate you...
I come home for Christmas! I listen to lots of American jokes. Don't I get any credit?
I don't know any American jokes, but I do know a soprano joke: What's the difference between a soprano and a Porsche?
I don't know.. but I know a soprano joke too! What's the difference between a soprano and a pitbull? Jewelry. Course I can tell that because I'ma soprano. *grin* Tell me the answer, then, dear? -Wavestar.
Most musicians haven't been in a Porsche... heh, heh, heh...
Heh, true...
*smirk*
that implies that most porsches have been in musicians. i want to see some empirical proof for this.
Do you sing, dear? If so, perhaps we can accomodate you...
you know as well as i that i can't sing, jes.
But it's been so long since I heard you try... People laern amazing thingsd when I'm not looking. Well this is interesting.. I'm typing into a screen already filled with text. Wish I knew which of it was mine. Life is so much fun. The king is getting his heart broken again... three cheers for consistency!
every other week. that's all i have to say.
COURT IS DISMISSED!!! listen to The Honorable Zookpro!
If he's convicted, why is he not in jail? He was at my place just last night... go away before the rest of the world realises you have no idea what you are talking about. Good boy...
Oh noo! Too late! Too late! [the wookie porn is on again]
wookie porn indeed.
*sigh*
Sometimes I'm almost tempted to ask what you're talking about, Ben... but then I remember that it's far better if I don't know. I could never look at Chewie the same way again.. not that I could look at him straightfaced after Darth Vader chewed his arm off anyhow. Dare I even ask where you got "wookie porn?"
Last New Years we watched "a wookie christmas special" at Herr Alex's place. Wookie porn was the best part of said TV special (it was from the late seventies). Fuz was there. That's all clear now, isn't it?
the jury finds fuz not guilty of felony charges. This session rests, case, aah, neva mind.
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