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So, you like Grex. What? You love Grex too? How would you like to show off your admiration and have moxy too? Well... YOU CAN! Welcom to THE GREXSHOP! Yes, you can be admired by many as you walk the streets in our wonderful Grex shirts and sweatshirts! And a limited amount is available! Collectors items! Grex T-Shirts!!!!!!! Now available: White Small $15 (only 2 available!!!) (Great for kids and small people) Blue Small $18 (Only 1 available!!!) (Great for kids and small people) White Med $15 (Only 2 available!!!) Blue Med $18 (Only 1 available!!!) White Large $15 (Only 1 available!!!) Excellant Birthd White XXXL $18 (only 2 Left!!!!!) Great for sleeping too! GREX SWEATSHIRTS! Now avalable: White Med $26 Only 1 Left!!!!!!!! White Large $26 Only 1 Left!!!!!!!! Natural Lg $26 Only 1 Left!!!!!!!! White XL $26 Only 1 Left!!!!!!!! White XXL $28 Only 1 Left!!!!!!!! Black XXL $31 Only 1 Left!!!!!!!!! What, you aren't allowed to wear clothing with words about work... how about Desk Accessories!!!! Yes, you too can show your love for Grex with Mousepads and Coffee Mugs Coffe Mugs (Great for Tea and Cocoa too!) $15 ea Only 3 Left!!!!!!!! Mousepad $15 Only 5 left!!!!!!!!!! If you are interested in any of these of these items, you may pay by check or money order to Cyberspace communications. If you leave outside of Ann Arbor please include $3 for shipping and handling. For International Customers please include $4. All Money should be in US Dollars. If you live in Ann Arbor, you may contact thGrex Shopkeeper to set up a date to drop off your items! Just email us! grexshop@grex.org or jiffer@grex.org You may also see pictures and more information at the following website: http://www.cyberspace.org/grexshop.html HAPPY SHOPPING! .,
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(wow. I didn't realize the store was almost cleaned out.)
Yes! That is why you should by NOW!!! These will be collector's items before you know it! Someday the mousepad may go extinct! Carson! you *need* a mousepad! =)
Jen, I need a 3xl white T-shirt.
To order an item, send a chek made payable to "Cyberspace Communications" to: Cyberspace Communications, Inc. P.O. Box 4432 Ann Arbor, MI 48106-4432 It will help if you write what you're ordering on the check.
What Aruba says! SOLD!!!!! XXL Black Sweatshirt!!!! So, if you wanted it, you can't have it now! Congrats to Anne! SOLD!!!!! XXXL White T-shirt!!!!! Hurry! while Supplies last! If you can't get one to fit you, get one to put on your wall! Small t-shirts make great wall-posters!!!!!!!!
OR! Small t-shirts make great clothing for stuffed animals, dolls, or even pets! <grins and tries to imagine the wounds she would receive attempting to put a t-shirt on Sasha...>
Oh, you're sick! <Pictures Loki in a T-shirt> <Is tempted to kick the person that grabbed the sweatshirt!! Want that to wear back and forth from the gym-gulp, sob!> I would love to grab one of the biggtest T-shirts left or a coffee mus if either one is left!
There is still a white XXL Sweatshirt available *and* a XXXL White t-shirt! Hurray! Before someone else reserves these! (You know, I sound like one of those horrid informercials. oh well!)Buy now before supplies go!!!!!!!
"...and you know, Jenn, these sweatshirts aren't just limited to being clothing. Let's bring up a couple of volunteers from our studio audience..."
It's a desert topping, too?
I suppose you could cover a very small desert with Grex merchandise if you wanted...
What about a floor wax?
Okay . . . so I mispelled dessert . . .took me a moment to notice. <throws an ice cube at Greg>
argh. no more xl tshirts. <grumble>
Yes, sadly no more of the XL t-shirts! But what about that XXXL? Add a bit of a ruffle to the bottom and *bing* you have a GREX DRESS! Or you would always just put it in a hot/ cold wash and hope it shrinks. BUY NOW! Turn your old t-shirts with cheap advertisements into dust rags and make a Grex Tshirt your new attitude to wear!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Goo-Gone Cleaning Substance sold seperately)
Jen, you are A Piece of Work (tm).
OOOO...how much is she going for?
<is taking bids> Or should we take you to the swanky place of purchase via auction on New York or London? You do like to travel, Jenn.
Nah.....we don't want to raise her expectation level too much!
My mother says that I am not for sale. =(
A negotiating ploy only.. Clearly your mother is a savvy negotiator..
She claims she would sell her first born son before she sells me.
Ah...a package deal, then? Find out what she's asking for the brother.
So, a "Buy one, get one free" kind of arrangement? Surely somthing they would do at Sotherby's . . . they managed to get someone to buy the Phantom Menace "Quigon" lightsaber, didn't they? But which brother? Depending on the brother, that will determine the starting bid. Perhaps we should insure you first, Jenn, to protect our investment . . . anyone know the number for Lloyd's of London?
Or this is a "taming of the shrew" type of thing... And he's the shrew....wow, Jenn, you're more valuable than we thought! Hmm..... Have to re-asess my bidding power...
Now now... you see, there is a loop hole to that. My brother was given to my sister-in-law to be taken care of. So, thus, I am still not for sale. My Mom is rather picky that way. The same thing is going to happen to the other brother (aka the middle brother, aka the brother known as Rob or Bob, or Robert). So... I am not for sale.
Not even lease with an option to buy?
Hey . . . how many empires have sold land or people that isn't theirs? You're messing with Free Trade here!!! Perhaps we'll take you to international waters to be on the safe side.
How are you going to explain that to the IRS?
Explain to the IRS? <frowns, this is strange concept> Why would we do that?
cos I refuse to be sold for less than $50,000,000.00
/checks his wallet for spare change...
US Currency only
Take a check?
Only if it is certified. US Currency. Made out to Jennifer J Kriegel. Now if you are wanting to make a check out for Grex Murchandise, please make it out to Cyberspace Inc. So buy! Buy! Buy!
Nice segue.
That's "Cyberspace Communications, Inc." or just "Grex". My records show that of the 3 mugs, one is left-handed and two are right-handed. So if you're left-handed, you can get the last remaining left-handed Grex mug.
Jenn Kreigel, Queen of the Segue . . .? Umm . . . what if you're ambidextrous? Can you just close your eyes and pick which mug? Or can you get the left-handed much to mess with people's minds when they come over and you serve them coffee? <Remembers to get cash from the ATM to give to Jenn for the mug . . .checks haven't arrived in the mail yet, the bastards . . .> Oh, and we'll make sure it's from an anonymous source . . .the millions of dollars that is
<bounces around cause she gave da Jenn money last night and got her sweatshirt>
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