A man went to a poultry shop to buy a cock (male chicken). He selected
one, but the seller was hesitating to sell it to him. When he asked the seller
about the reason, the seller replied that this cock doesn`t behave properly.
The man decided to take the cock anyway, and he took him home. 
The man put the cock with the chickens he had on the roof. At night, he heard
horrible noise coming from the roof. He went to check what was going on, then
he found the cock chasing the chicken trying to fuck them all. 
The next day he decided to punish the cock by confining him with the goats.
The noise was heard again at night and the goats were asking for help! The
man, therefore, decided to confine the horny cock with the sheep. 
The man was astonished by the repeated noise at night. The cock fucked all
of the sheep, and the sheep were suffering so much! The guy thought about a
suitable punishment that would calm the cock down for the man to be able to
sleep at night. 
He tied the cock`s legs to the ground of the roof and didn`t give him any food
or even water. The man also decided not to go to the roof for some days for
the cock to feel lonely. 
After a few days, the man went to check the cock. He felt pity for the cock!
The cock was lying on his back on the ground, his mouth open, his tongue
sticking out and his eyes half closed. There was a hawk flying around the cock
with a full desire and appetite to have him for lunch. 
The man felt so sorry for the crime he did and went very quickly to set the
hawk away and to protect, feed and water the cock. 
The cock stood up very angry, very healthy and shouted the guy "fuck you, you
destroyed my plans"!!  

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        Those crazy Russkies.

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