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Grex Cflirt Item 34: Ouch - there's a doorknob up my a$#$
Entered by mynxcat on Thu Jun 6 17:15:12 UTC 2002:

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#1 of 45 by void on Thu Jun 6 17:22:23 2002:

Hmmm.  Either up a tree or in the art show at a science-fiction
convention.  I can't tell which is odder.

#2 of 45 by mynxcat on Thu Jun 6 18:08:26 2002:

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#3 of 45 by edina on Thu Jun 6 18:45:53 2002:

Cemetary.

#4 of 45 by mynxcat on Thu Jun 6 19:31:29 2002:

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#5 of 45 by jazz on Thu Jun 6 21:35:08 2002:

        Dru, you're a conosexual?  I never knew.

        For me, it's probably a tie.  A dark booth in the Blues Menu in
downtown Detroit, while Thornetta Davis was playing, or Hines Park in
Plymouth, at about noon (that was with two other people, that time).

#6 of 45 by cyklone on Thu Jun 6 23:22:15 2002:

Jeez, doesn't this item seem to reappear every couple of years? For me it was
(still) the top of a cooler-freezer at the natural food warehouse I worked
at.

#7 of 45 by emblem on Fri Jun 7 00:00:19 2002:

at McDonalds. I used to work there in high school, and this girl who i ended
up dating for two years started working there.  We both took our break at the
same time and went downstairs to the stockroom and did a quickie.  heh, almost
got caught.

#8 of 45 by mynxcat on Fri Jun 7 00:05:24 2002:

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#9 of 45 by jaklumen on Fri Jun 7 00:28:15 2002:

In a small park across from a retirement community.

#10 of 45 by void on Fri Jun 7 05:29:06 2002:

   re #8:  LOL.  One night when I was in college, I tromped down to
the laundry room with my basket of clothes that I might have something
clean to wear the following day.  The laundry room windows were covered
with something -- the playoffs chart for a dorm Hearts tournament, I
think -- so I could not see who or what was in the room.  One washer
was operating and seemed a little more enthusiastic than usual, given
what I could hear through the door as I reached for the knob.  I turned
the doorknob and opened the door.  Just as it registered in my brain
that the room was dark, a female voice rose over the noise of the
washing machine and said, "Fuck me!  Fuck me, you pagan god!" and there
was an answering male grunt.  I shut the door and tromped on down
to another floor, where the laundry room was mercifully unoccupied.

#11 of 45 by kewy on Fri Jun 7 20:24:48 2002:

Ew.
People actually say shit like that when they're having sex?

#12 of 45 by phenix on Fri Jun 7 21:27:41 2002:

that's really really really disturbing

#13 of 45 by void on Sat Jun 8 06:43:52 2002:

   re #11: Apparently some people do.

#14 of 45 by lelande on Sat Jun 8 08:46:26 2002:

funny shit

#15 of 45 by jazz on Mon Jun 10 16:50:49 2002:

        Yeah, they do.  My downstairs neighbors a few years ago said something
like that, only with "pagan princess".  Things that make your bowels quake.

#16 of 45 by phenix on Mon Jun 10 17:31:13 2002:

pagen princess?

#17 of 45 by jmsaul on Mon Jun 10 17:44:12 2002:

Notice that nobody says "take me, you Christian god," or "faster, you Hindu
princess."  Seems like Pagans have a good thing going from an image point of
view.

#18 of 45 by void on Mon Jun 10 18:29:22 2002:

Depends on whose image one is consulting.  :)

#19 of 45 by phenix on Mon Jun 10 19:11:52 2002:

nail me like christ to the cross?

#20 of 45 by mynxcat on Mon Jun 10 21:59:27 2002:

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#21 of 45 by phenix on Tue Jun 11 02:10:17 2002:

slice me like abraham?

#22 of 45 by mynxcat on Tue Jun 11 04:00:12 2002:

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#23 of 45 by lelande on Tue Jun 11 04:58:24 2002:

17: ackshully, joe, i know a guy who calls his gal "baby kali" in the sack.

#24 of 45 by mynxcat on Tue Jun 11 14:00:45 2002:

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#25 of 45 by vidar on Tue Jun 11 18:54:38 2002:

It's not blasphemy if you don't believe in the god you're ridiculing.

#26 of 45 by mynxcat on Tue Jun 11 19:16:38 2002:

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#27 of 45 by lelande on Tue Jun 11 21:26:07 2002:

24: they would let me watch

#28 of 45 by phenix on Tue Jun 11 22:39:10 2002:

heh;) re: 27 that's funny. did you tape it 'cause i know this guy ...

#29 of 45 by orinoco on Wed Jun 12 03:05:54 2002:

"Hindu goddess" would be much better suited to masturbation anyway.  All those
arms...

#30 of 45 by vmskid on Wed Jun 12 12:17:09 2002:

Hindu/Tantric goddesses seem to be a perfect fit for sex names.

#31 of 45 by jazz on Thu Jun 13 17:40:31 2002:

        It's too obscure, though, for most people where I live.

        Italian is a wonderful language for coming up with pet names.  Even
a geometry book in Italian sounds sexy if read out loud.

#32 of 45 by mynxcat on Thu Jun 13 18:23:31 2002:

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#33 of 45 by lelande on Thu Jun 13 20:58:15 2002:

28: yeah, i think i know that guy too. he's stolen a couple of my best tapes
before.

#34 of 45 by orinoco on Fri Jun 14 03:08:58 2002:

"Oomphy"?

That's dreadful.

#35 of 45 by jazz on Fri Jun 14 16:54:19 2002:

        Belissima mia!

#36 of 45 by fireball on Wed Jun 19 01:49:18 2002:

all I can think of now is the quote from Tom Lehrer (unfortunately, I don't
 recall from which song, but I suspect "New Math")...
 And Bridget Bardot, playing the part of the chhhhhypoteneuse.
 (it doesn't translate to text well, but I'm using the standard
 transliterated-from-hebrew sound oh "ch")

#37 of 45 by michaela on Thu Jul 25 10:09:57 2002:

<jaw drops>  Jeremy?

I like "oomphy".  :)

#38 of 45 by sholmesx on Thu Jul 25 11:28:06 2002:

i just want 2 fuck u SM  in the queerest way possible............lol.........i
'm enjoying the very thought of Quickie we would luv 2 have!

#39 of 45 by mynxcat on Thu Jul 25 17:07:27 2002:

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