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Pithy wisdom, squishy wisdom, slogans, buttons, bumper stickers, out-of-context quotes, in-context quotes, gag gifts you'd never give, t-shirt messages you'd never wear, and rude remarks about Brittney Spears all go here.
24 responses total.
"Let's not get too hung up about size. The average human has exactly one
breast and half a penis, if you get our drift."
--attributed to Esquire
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"we the unwilling
lead by the unkowing
doing the impossible
for the ungratefull"
-Unkown, but slogan of engieners, tech support and any other vaugely
service related job
"more than a handfull is too much" -variosu friends, most recently one Christopher B. "[greg], dont' marry a woman with big breasts, they'll just sag as she get's older" -anon "if this car is blue you're going to fast" -bumper sticker on a red sports car
to exit or ":help".
"better the devil you don't know 'cuase the devil you do know is gonna
fuck you up" -danny
life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all." - russ
"Perersion: N. 1) a sexual practice that the speaker dis approves of"
"of all the sexuall aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity."
-Remy De Gourmont
"the resistance of a woman is not always a proof of her virtue but more
frequently of her experince."
-Ninon De Lenclos
"Sex should be friendly, otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more
sanitary."
-Robert A. Heinlein
"She got you a rubber duckie a scarf, and handcuffs for christmas? Maybe she's trying to tell you something?" "Yeah, I think it's that you need to keep your duckie warm when it's handcuffed to your bedpost." -my halmates.
"You're born naked. Everything after that is drag."
-Ru-Paul
"There's nothing wrong with the word 'moist,' and there's nothing wrong with
the word 'panties.' They just shouldn't be in the same room together or
they'll fight."
-an anonymous housemate
Rude comments about Britney Spears.. hmm. How long can she keep up this sex kitten/ingenue/jailbait routine? Make it one of the many things Walt Disney is probably churning in his urn about (he was cremated.) Ah, the spawn that Mike Eisner hath spewn.. forsake the old tradition in the name of corporate greed. As for wisdom, one must note that the original text of the Kama Sutra was almost clinical and scientific in its description. Look at earlier editions. You'll find none of the titillating and graphic pictures that adorn the pages of many new versions and interpretations.
heh, actually, it's a "how to be a man/woman" thing most of the text is increadably BORING like i want to brush my teeth with half a curry every morning with lime juice
well, that's somewhat true, too.. what irritated me was all the various comparisons of penis/vagina size and shape and what fit best.
true, but the injun's had the same t hing similar idea
"Polybestiality.... is that like cheating on your sheep with your cow?"
Well this is totally silly but who cares ;) This guy Jack used to work in my office and one day my secretary said "Jackson" in a slightly oriental accent when he came by her desk and it sounded reminicent of "Wax-On, Wax-Off" so I (without thinking of course) say "Jacks-On, Jacks-Off" needless to say he turned 8 shades of red my secretary's jaw hit the floor and I just shut up and walked away...
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So often, humor is in the moment. It can't be forced.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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ERROR: terminated by signal 11
executing "read_text" on line 31 of pistachio/unreg.bt in call to procedure "form_text" on line 180 of pistachio/read.mktext.bt in call to procedure "show_text" on line 279 of pistachio/read.mktext.bt included by "include" on line 136 of pistachio/read.bt
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