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Grex Cars Item 97: Crazy shit done in a car
Entered by mjh16886 on Sun May 18 02:24:54 UTC 1997:

Anybody got any stories about what happened in their cars? I got one. 
Once I was taking my girlfriend (now wife) home and I decided to drive 
down one of them country back roads. It was at night so I was just 
moseying around. All of a sudden the headlights started flickering and 
going out. I thought, "Oh shit!" so I pulled over to the side. I said to 
her, "Well, it looks like we aren't going anywhere for a while." So we 
started talking, you know and after all was said and done, we was doing 
the nasty in the car. (Now I don't like leather seats anymore after 
that! :-) ) After that was over, I said to her, "I got to try and fix 
the damned headlights." Now I'm crawling on the floor half-assed in 
getting at the headlight wiring. I picked up a used condom pack and, 
thinking nothing of it, threw it out the window. I swear, not even five 
minutes later somebody pulls up behind me so I thought, "move the car." 
Right? Just as soon as I started the car I found out with my jaw dropped 
to the floor that it was a damned cop! This cop walks up to my ride and 
says, "What the sam hell happened here?"

"Uhhh...uhh.The headlights just went out, sir."

The cop points his flashlight on the ground in front of my door and 
looks at me with a nasty look. 

I guess the moral of the story (if there is one) is, leave the empty 
rubber wrappings in the car. And find another place to park!
--faithfully submitted, Locutus.

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#1 of 1 by cabbage on Fri Nov 21 07:18:57 1997:

well, similar effect.  Me and my girlfriend were driving down a country rd,
and I decieded to pull over for a while.  We werent going as far as you did,
but enough to be plenty of fun.  Anywho, I left the music on, and after ahile
my nifty custom stereo drained that battery to nil...  I got a jump from a
crazy farmer, who winked and nudged alot, and kept sayin "I wish I was still
a kid so I could make sweet love all night long"  The fact that things never
got that far (I hod to stop them.. Bummer) never got through his head, but
we got hoem just a few hrs late...  Like 8!  It was a night to remember!

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