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>GLOBAL ECONOMICS DE-MYSTIFIED
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>SOCIALISM:
>You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
>
>COMMUNISM:
>You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and
>gives you some milk.
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>FASCISM:
>You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and
>sells you some milk.
>
>NAZISM:
>You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and
>shoots you.
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>BUREAUCRATISM:
>
>You have 2 cows; the Government takes both,
>shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away...
>
>TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
>You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
>Your herd multiplies,and the economy grows. You sell them and
>retire on the income.
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>AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
>You have two cows. You sell one, and force the
>other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a
>consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
>
>A FRENCH CORPORATION:
>You have two cows. You go on strike because you
>want three cows.
>A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
>You have two cows. You redesign them so they are
>one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times
>the milk.
>You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and
>market them
>World-Wide.
>
>A GERMAN CORPORATION:
>You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100
>years,eat once a month, and milk themselves.
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>A BRITISH CORPORATION:
>You have two cows. Both are mad.
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>AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
>You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for
>lunch.
>A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
>You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows.You
>count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
>You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting
>cows and
>open another bottle of vodka.
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>A SWISS CORPORATION:
>You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others
>for storing them.
>
>A CHINESE CORPORATION:
>You have two cows. You have 300 people milking
>them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and
>arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
>
>AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION:
>You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute...
>AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
>You have two cows. You worship them.
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