So, what's happened since I was last here?

56 responses total.

Not a lot. We're still getting real close on the new hardware, and are now
very close indeed.  Aside from that , business as usual.





Quiet, though.

Scott is understating things a bit. Quite a lot happened. There
were great voices, thundering and lightening, a mighty earthquake.
There followed hail and fire mingled with blood; the third part
of the trees was burned up, and all of the green grass. A great
mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea, and the third
part of the sea became blood. A third of the creatures of the sea
died; a third of the ships were destroyed. A great star fell from
heaven and fell upon the waters. A third of the waters became
bitter wormwood. The bottomless pit opened and smoke arose from
it as from a great furnace, and hordes of locusts came out of the
smoke. The locusts had the faces of men, the hair of women, and
the teeth of lions.

A simple reboot cleared everything up, however. Many thanks to
Grex's vigilant staff!

Oh yeah, I was on vacation that week and didn't log in much.




I also entered an item threatening to privatize Grex and let free-market
forces do their thing.  Fortunately, nobody took me seriously.




Would have been interesting, though.

        Where did you enter that?

Coop.

                        Oh.
                                I
        Don't
                Go
                        There
        Anymore.

I don't remember the part about the smoke coming out of that pit.
Wouldn't that have set of the smoke detector in the dungeon?

Oh yeah, almost forgot, what's been going on in your neck of the woods?
Is there a heat wave? (The snow missed us here.)

You             speak   too     quickly.

I gotta keep the propellers on my beanie from stopping.

Why?
        Will    you
                        fall    if
                                        they    stop
                                                        ?

NO, it's just a propeller-head thing. Keep moving. Never pause. I'm late.

You're late? Like Marilyn Monroe?

No, like the white rabbit. Ah ha! I got you to talk fast. 
scuse me now, gotta go.

Where?

The faster pasta is crunchier than the slow pasta.

Fast and slow mean nothing in intropy.

Rabbits eat pasta?

That would take *forever*........

He, he, he no stop your killing me... ROTFLY, errrr ummm I mean ROTFL, I
mean mushy rabbit food.

Geez, what do they make that stuff out of anyways?  Industrial waste?  That
may explain why domesticated rabits have the IQ of a slightly mouldy peanut.

"Gee, ever since they made Soylent White, there's been plenty of typing
paper. I wonder where they get it?"
Heston: "They make it out of people! SOYLENT WHITE IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!"
Typists: "Eeeeuuuuu"

I'll pass.  No, I think I'll go for some long pig from the delicatessen....
(Ps...I am a vegitarian......)
(PPS...you got to see the movie, Delecatessen,,,,i'ts worth the sickness)

Already seen Delicatessen. It's fun to watch with a Meat Lovers Pizza.

re #23 You are a pretty fishy vegetarian O' fontly one.  Can you say "yum
Salmon?"  I knew you could. :-)

May depend on how you define vegeterian.

Exactimohhhhhh!

Like I said a fishy vegeterian.  Last I heard Salomon didn't grow on tree
O' velvet fish crow. :-)

Salmon grows on vines in my area.... Hmmm... maybe that toxic spill last
spring had something to do with that... Nah, the government would tell us
if it was unsafe. Enjoy your government approved Spam everybody!

I'll pass.....Ok out,damn raven nevermore......I am a craetarian, so there!!!!
i SAID i"ll pass on the spam< thanks>>>>>

Aha!  Perhaps this should become the confession item. :-)

Alright!!! I CONFESS!!!! I'm the one who paid full price to see Species.
Someone had to. It looked so lonesome in that theater. I took pity on it
and 2 hours of my life just vanished. I'm so ashamed.

Never fear, mdw has also suffers with that 2 hour lack of life in his life.
(I would call it a 2 hour void, but she'd be offended.)
I have been saved from this affliction, but perhaps sooner or late Madison
Avenue will succeed in ekeing out my life.  (that's later, dude!)

How about the 6 hour hole in my life we call "Amerika" starring Kris
Kristofferson? That was a piece of misery unequalled.

And as for Madison Avenue, I haven't met him yet. A friend of yours?

That's got to be the dude with athousand aliases.  I think that he and raven
ran off together in search of babes on the california coast.  Any body
seen that featherhead lately?
Actually the Ave is a place, and it's bigger on the outside than it is on the
inside, or something like that.

I confess I saw "Honey I shrank the kids" on the big screen in Ohio in the late
80s when it first came out It shrank my mind into Disney sized mini memes, and
I haven't been the same since then.

Funny, I didn't think that even disney could bribe the infamous
head-shrinkers.  Hmmmmm did you have post-movie guilt syndrome?  (PG)
Yea, rated Pg for the prognosis impaired......

I confess that I watched the Dukes of Hazard and the Enos spinoff and the
cartoon when I was a kid. I still cringe when I think owhat I used to
enjoy.

I shirkingly admit to watching the DH, but never to that extent.  Geesh!

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