Grex Accordions Conference

View Responses

Grex Accordions Item 90: humdog is here now
Entered by humdog on Sun Jul 30 02:47:15 UTC 1995:


this is, afterall, rather disgraceful.
i have been gone since april
and i am still getting april topics
when i ask it to r n.

absolutely disgraceful.

what is going on here?

i want words.
i want lots of words.
and i want them now...

a person cannot even take three months off
for Personal Tragedy without this place going
all to shit.


jeeeeeeeeeeez

36 responses total.

#1 of 36 by srw on Sun Jul 30 07:39:57 1995:

welcome back mistress, we missed your presence

we are happy that your tragedy has passed and your computer is working

we can do word wrap now, and we can even backspace over newlines,
(if the correct incantations are invoked)
so we are pleased with ourselves, but our beloved accordianists have
all gone up the river.

Except thanne, I think, who has a carpal tunnel thingy, I think. <ow>

our disk was naughty and ate brenner's www site. 

That should catch you up on the news and gossip.

#2 of 36 by humdog on Sun Jul 30 18:25:59 1995:


you are also much quicker than in the past.
i shall inform the others,
and they will return.

#3 of 36 by srw on Mon Jul 31 07:02:44 1995:

we await the boon, it's been a little dull

#4 of 36 by popcorn on Mon Jul 31 14:30:40 1995:

This response has been erased.

#5 of 36 by humdog on Tue Aug 1 14:07:14 1995:



i am waiting for rats.

#6 of 36 by mdw on Wed Aug 2 07:34:06 1995:

Egads.  Another rodent waiter.

#7 of 36 by humdog on Wed Aug 2 17:48:32 1995:




he said he would come.

#8 of 36 by thanne on Thu Aug 3 06:11:10 1995:

Hah.  I'll believe it when I see it.

I do have the owie carpal tunnel thingie and also the owie tendonitis
thingie, but I'm also guilty of riverage.

#9 of 36 by srw on Thu Aug 3 07:08:43 1995:

You really have my sympathy. I type on these computer thingies day and night.
Sometimes for pay and sometimes for fun. The idea of limiting that is, well,
unthinkable. Also I don't like owies.

#10 of 36 by humdog on Sat Aug 5 09:37:53 1995:




humdog does not like to hear that thanne is in pain.
she intends to draft an edict exiling the Owies.

#11 of 36 by thanne on Fri Aug 11 06:02:22 1995:

Yes, please do.  I also type day and night for fun and profit, and this 
is seriously cramping mah style.  My new policy is, in addition to
PT and various stretches and exercises, a surrogate typist at work
(a very nice high school student) for part of the day, and then
at night typing with two fingers, pencil or even my big toes (which]
is surprisingly entertaining, but hard on the leg muscles) --anything to
avoid touch-typing.  Which I do VERY FAST and which I miss sorely.

Most sorely.  This is my longest posting in weeks!  I should stop.

#12 of 36 by srw on Sun Aug 13 04:50:50 1995:

Goodness thanne, this is the ascii analog of that situation where
one tells someone with laryngitis to stop talking so much.

Once humdog's edict goes into effect, you'll start to feel much better.
Until you do, please keep it to a couple of lines at a time.

#13 of 36 by brenner on Mon Aug 14 03:14:48 1995:



I am here. Where is the rodent?

#14 of 36 by humdog on Sat Aug 19 21:35:52 1995:



yes.

edict.

#15 of 36 by vsclyne on Sun Aug 27 06:10:32 1995:

The rodent is recalcitrant.

#16 of 36 by srw on Sun Aug 27 06:47:07 1995:

chronically, it seems

#17 of 36 by juls on Wed Aug 30 16:09:54 1995:

Never heard of an omnivore quite so picky about his dining companions.

#18 of 36 by raven on Fri Jan 24 16:00:42 1997:

The rodent never reappeared.  However we have birds galore, popcorn, and
pattycakes for your dining pleasure.  And don't forget the discordian battle
twinkies.

#19 of 36 by lee on Sat Jan 25 02:40:55 1997:

Battle twinkies?  Are they injured?

#20 of 36 by otaking on Sat Jan 25 12:46:45 1997:

Gee, I hope not. Don't forget the totoros. We're part of the forest.

#21 of 36 by lee on Sat Jan 25 18:50:22 1997:

Pine nuts?

#22 of 36 by brenner on Sat Mar 22 16:54:27 1997:


NEver.

#23 of 36 by font on Sat Mar 22 21:32:08 1997:

Do you live?????? huh?????  Oh, goodie!

#24 of 36 by font on Sat Mar 22 21:43:46 1997:

Mysteries of the ages!  Do they sprout before your verry eyes!  It's a Rho
with a dent in it, to think that it was almost missed.
Valelaaalealllaeal
By the way, battle twinkies are not injured.  They are defended by the
Owie edict of old.  WE must hail our predesessors, and ask the mighty raven
to come back and tell us tales from the old guard!  Waven!  Where are the
birds of hairy rice?

#25 of 36 by font on Mon May 5 20:59:23 1997:

NOT!

#26 of 36 by otaking on Wed May 7 12:12:15 1997:

Wow! A theological debate between yourself. If you want to find raven, try
reading the Raven Chronicles by Caliber Press. Maybe you'll find him
skulking around in the pages.

#27 of 36 by orinoco on Sun Aug 16 00:54:51 1998:

The things I miss when I'm not paying attention...

#28 of 36 by raven on Sun Aug 16 03:29:06 1998:

<blink>and it's gone</blink>

#29 of 36 by cloud on Mon Aug 17 14:18:52 1998:

<smurf>and it's gone<smurf>

#30 of 36 by orinoco on Tue Aug 18 04:05:54 1998:

</smurf>


Bloody dangling modifiers....

#31 of 36 by cloud on Mon Aug 24 01:38:24 1998:

Oh, pardon me.  Dangling, eh?

#32 of 36 by raven on Mon Aug 24 13:50:12 1998:

Modifier hardly, tacky HTML always.

#33 of 36 by orinoco on Mon Aug 24 17:12:15 1998:

Sorry, raven dear. It's my inner Grammar 'Bitch coming out.

#34 of 36 by raven on Tue Aug 25 02:03:41 1998:

The grammer is perfect for HTML code <raven sticks out his tounge and goes
naaaaaah>

#35 of 36 by orinoco on Tue Aug 25 03:50:20 1998:

</raven sticks out his tounge and goes naaaaaaah>

Jeez, I can't believe you people. So sloppy :)

#36 of 36 by cloud on Mon Sep 7 02:35:14 1998:

you said -'bitch-  I'm so proud!  I've made a difference!

Response not possible - You must register and login before posting.