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Hey where is everyone? I want to romp and play my accordion but lately there's been no one to jam with in this conf.
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I think they've all gone to river.org. They sometimes pop in, though.
<pop!>
flying fish?
told ya so!
sounds fishy to me.
[still jiggling from driving a 9-ton Ryder truck 2800 miles.] I'll be bekk.
Hi. I got swamped on the River. Only now coming up for air. Nice to see <humdog> back. hehe
I see where you are listed as a prime mover there, Shannon. Projects like that can be a lot of work. Welcome back.
"Prime mover", sounds like a pseud or a laxative. (Considering using one or the other.)
Okay, then how about "Uncaused Cause"?
Factotum?
Grand Pooh-Bah?
Raven has waited for over 2 weeks to find someone to play his electric mandolin with. There being no accordion players he shuffles off to (the) Agora to find a bard in the marketplace.
WAIT!
Ah ha! You returned. Check out agora item #37.
How long have I been asleep, anyway?
38 days. I get a headache when I oversleep. You could have a doozy.
Agora? I didn't know there were other conferences on grex!
Oops, dropped off again.
Perhaps caused by jet lag?
flurry maps paused at let jag?
Wow. Quiet.
Too
Quiet
I am still trying to parse "flurry maps".
When accordions turn to dust
the keys & stops do rust
the bellows doth rot
the festivals of summer we forgot
to the river they went
the quiet does not seem heaven sent
<scott makes a soft, collapsing wheeze>
*sigh*
(Wild Applause!)
<Selena, if allowed, hugs brenner>
BEams!
Is that allowed, then?
No one cries when you chop up an accordion.
Yes but accordion firewood only heats the house for a day, what is to be done for the rest of the winter?
How about alpine horns? They're certainly big enough. (You can't squeeze 'em though.)
The last time I burned an alpine horn I was chased by a ghastly ghost in green suspenders, holding a large mug of 500 year old lagar.
Talk about skunky beer... So I gather you don't burn them very much any more these days?
No I don't, however crumhorns and fortepainos make an excellent bonfire (and such nice overtones as well). :-)
For those who don't have instruments for the fire but can getchemical warfare supplies, use napalm. Yes Napalm, better than a microwave. Just coat it on a stick, put on a marshmallow or some hot dogs and watch 'em cook from the inside. MMMMM. Goes great as a chaser for 500 year old beer too (and probably not as toxic).
<drunkly> OLD bear, old beer <hick><belch> such a goodie old beer my love so filled with goodie alcohol old beer, old beer, <hick> old bear.... (passes out under the table)<ROOOOAR!>
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