If you had absolute power over you're pocket lint, what would you do with it?
Remember, if you command it to become something else, like an apple, than it
will, but there-after it is no longer you're pocket lint, and there fore you
have no more power over it than you would over any other apple.

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TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!

Turn font's pocket lint into egg salad sandwiches, just to frustrate her
egomaniacal scheming.

"Pocket Lint!  Perform silly aerobatic tricks for me!"
<So I'm easily amused>

                Hrmf.  I can't even make a joke here anymore.  
                Should I start archiving stuff?  All in favor 
                Say "Aye!"  (or EYE, or I or whatever)

        Nose?

                              Raddish.

<The Queen hath spoken.>

AIEEEEEE!!!

Ok, well I'm guessing that since 'nose' sounds like 'no' and isn't an eye,
that he is against archival activities on the accordions conf.
'Raddish' implies radical movements, hense she must be in favor of archival
activities.  Dispite cloud's rather deseptively fatalistic tone, I believe
he's in favor of the motion because it sounds remarkably like 'aye'.
so far it's 2 for and 1 against.  Any one else willing to cast a vote?
(btw, I was thinking of seeing if I could have it set up so that
Old accordions and New accordions could be two separate conferences,
since their respective flavours are radically different)

I dunno, I tend to be against freezing and archiving and restarting and such.
It's nice to have the old items around, for character and suchlike.  And yeah,
the flavor's different, but such is life.

I say we burn it down, man! Just get a bunch of old furnature and burn it all
to the ground! So there!

<Some one, I dare say, was feeling bitter.>

<font offers the entire staff and hooligans of accordions some bitters>

<teehee... bitter? Who? Me? Na, never... >

<Shrugs>

You know, that silly spam song would be even cuter if you said "shrug" instead
of spam. Like, "shrug shrug shrug shrug shruggedy shrug!"

It's almost as fun as saying "Smock!"  

Smock smock smock smock smock smock smock smurf smock smock snickers smock
smock smock... etc....

or Smoot!

Did you know there was a Hawley-Smoot Tarrif?

Neither did I.

Pocket Lint!  I command you to spread the good word, "Smoot."

Doctor, doctor, there's lint on my lawn!

Don't worry son, it's only spreading the good word.

As in, the gospel according to Lint?

And the lard saideth to the massesess, "Smoot."

Can I travel at the speed of lint? Please?

(What? Hey! What? Hey! What?! What?! Hey! Hey hey hey! *WHAT*?????!)

What indeed? Inquiring smoots want to know.

No, no, no.  "Smoot" is just the good word.  There are no such things as
smoots.  It's just a good word.

<krj organizes a committee to Bring Back the Hawley-Smoot Tarriff.>

...

That might upset someone.  Pocket Lint, bring peace to the seething masses!
(I know they're out there).

I want a seething mass! Dan... that's what I want for Christmas. Okay?

That might be difficult - it's hard to get those gift-wrapped.

Pocket Lint!  I command you to gift wrap the seething masses!

<*GHHK*>

what?

(no, see, that's the sound Pocket Lint makes when you command it to gift wrap
seething masses. It's not into that sort of thing, ya understand.)

Except for the occasional pocket-lint piece with a Seething Mass Fetish.

Woo Woo!  It would be very odd to meet something with a fetish for seething
massess.  Very odd indeed.  Happy thanksgiving BTW, from me and my
pocket-lint.

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