What did Gargamel want to _do_ with all those Smurfs he caught, anyway?

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   evil things involving forks, i'd imagine.

Made blue cheesey dressing.

Yea, verily, the truth has been revealed.  Rejoyce therefore.

I had too much trouble with Joyce the first time, and refuse to do him 
again. I think the bleu cheese dressing is right, though. Does Raven get 
to ask the next question?

Why certainly.  I'm feeling Magnanimous.  

What would happen if Xenos paradox were true?  This is the one where you
are throwing a basketball to a hoop and it gets half way there in half the
time, traverse the next half in half that time, etc, and never actually
reaches the hoop. 

We'd all be standing still.

NEXT!

I think perhaps not still, but we wouldn't get anywhere.  Does anyone see
that as a problem.  Well perhaps for cafe appoinments. :-)

I think that Xeno's paradox works for untraditonal gatherings of grexers.
Show of hands?

hey, you speak too soon - scott seems to be moving on the drum corps idea.

Slowly, like a monster pulling itself up from the great abandoned cesspool
in your back yard, SCOTT MOVED!!!
again, sorry, I'm just feeling giddy.
sorry for all the apologies, it won't happen again,
unless it does,
like a flightles bird,
taking wing
and landing face down
in the muddy mucky mud,
so does my mind,

As words I ment to say
slip away, into 
mumbled jumbled,
half-hearted epiliptic appologies.

The clever words of
self defacing,
all los, when I veiw
your eyes, like 
great deptless fonts of knowledge,

insatiable, and sucking
out my brains, eating up
my words, untill all I 
have left is 
"Sorry"

"Bravo, bravo!"

<snaps fingers>

<puts the disembodies pair of fingers down, and snaps his _own_ fingers>

"Hey, where'd these come from, anyway?  eww....yuck..."

<Wearing a pair of sunglass and holding a long cigerette>
Oui.  Merci.

Those better be *clove* sigarettes your ascii is smokin.  
(after all, sugar coated lungs are more tasty)

<In a hocky french accent> but of course... Only the best, don't you know...

Isn't Hockey Canadian?

Am I not one of the Quebecois?  Well, maybe not, but neither is Hockey
Canadian.

If my cans need aid, do they turn to the canaidians? (not to be confused with
Canadians, who are just themselves)

perhaps if you ask nicely.  All things being equal, I'd have to still say
Einstien was a fop.  If you follow my train of logic you missed the point
(being as I went for the line, after all, even one dementia is better then
none, 'though all things ARE equal.)

I have  a big problem I woke up the other morning to find my inner-child had
run off. He made be heading to Ann Arbor . I'm offering a 500 pop tab reward
for him , dead or alive.

You know, I'm all in favor of your inner child being returned. I know I have
500 pop tabs around here somewhere, I'll donate them to your reward...

ATTENTION EVERYONE:
The reward for the return of Chris' inner child has been raised to 1000 pop
tabs. Any information regarding the whereabouts leading to the capture of said
inner child will be dufully rewarded.


(P.S. I was in Ann Arbor today, saw nothing suspicious except the normal
activities of said ann arborites, who, admitedly are always a bit weird and
suspicious. However, there was a Dar Williams concert happening at the
Michigan Theatre.... do you think your inner child could've gone to that,
Chris?)

At great expense, i've been able to obtain a Hav-A-Spleen(tm) Trap with
which to trap Chris' inner child and in which to hold it awaiting his
coming to claim it (after paying any library fines that it my have run
up).  Which of the following do you suggest that i bait the trap with:
 - a complete set of 1997 _Captain Zoom and the Rocket Patrol_ comic books
 - an "excused from ever eating broccoli" note from (former) Pres. Bush
 - 3 lbs. of Mrs. Shicklegruuber's bite-size chocolate fudge-chunk cookies
 - a can of Ace Novelty Co.'s "Baked Bean & Garlic" canned fart gas
 - a 7' boa constrictor that's (God know how) completely housebroken
Please advise ASAP!

I think I saw him with Michael Jackson...

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