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Grex Accordions Item 164: TO BE FED AND HARRASSED AT THE PROPER TIME
Entered by snowth on Mon Mar 16 04:01:21 UTC 1998:



PLEASE DO NOT
PESTER, PERTURB
PROVOKE, PERPLEX
PUNCH, PICK, POUNCE
PUSH, PULL, PRY
POKE, PECK, PROD
PINCH, PAW, POP
PLUCK, PLINK
PLONK, PLUNK
PLAID, PAISLEY OR 
POKA-DOT
THE PANDAS

44 responses total.

#1 of 44 by remmers on Mon Mar 16 11:06:37 1998:

Panda plonking -- the shame of Peoria.

#2 of 44 by orinoco on Tue Mar 17 03:49:25 1998:

You rang?

#3 of 44 by font on Sun Mar 29 09:00:38 1998:

Polkadotted pandas would be cool.

#4 of 44 by teflon on Sun Mar 29 19:58:21 1998:

can you panda the polkadots?

#5 of 44 by orinoco on Sun Mar 29 23:06:12 1998:

you can pander to them, does that count?

#6 of 44 by snowth on Mon Mar 30 04:00:58 1998:

It doesn't matter to me, as long as you don't paisley them.

#7 of 44 by font on Wed Apr 1 07:15:51 1998:

what's wrong with paisley pandas?  <font likes paisley.  font really, really
*likes* paisley>

#8 of 44 by teflon on Wed Apr 1 19:28:17 1998:

paisly wolves are cool too...

#9 of 44 by snowth on Wed Apr 1 22:17:19 1998:

Well, you can't paisley the pandas. It's just not allowed. (But you can
paisley me!) <snowth puts on a paisley bodysuit to keep the other accordions
entertained.> Better?

#10 of 44 by teflon on Thu Apr 2 03:02:25 1998:

No.  I'd rather see a paisley panda. <Cricket moves off to sulk>

#11 of 44 by snowth on Sat Apr 4 02:29:46 1998:

Oh.. poor cricket, hanging out it in the flirt with Tricia conference... :(

(And, no, I am _not_ the first one to say that... (I just happen to agree.)

Do I get to flirt with myself now? :)

#12 of 44 by orinoco on Sat Apr 4 03:07:39 1998:

(And does this mean we need to find a panda for Cricket to flirt with?)

#13 of 44 by teflon on Sat Apr 4 04:32:58 1998:

I refuse to flirt across species.  Its just not natural.  And I appologise
if I have a hard time flirting.  I guess its just not natural to me. <Cricket
needs a hug to make him feel better>

#14 of 44 by snowth on Sat Apr 4 05:20:19 1998:

<Tricia Hugs Teflon>

#15 of 44 by teflon on Sat Apr 4 06:20:51 1998:

<teflon thinks about doing some flirty guesture, then gives up>

#16 of 44 by orinoco on Sun Apr 5 00:16:28 1998:


why were there four three musketeers, anyway?

#17 of 44 by font on Mon Apr 6 06:29:11 1998:

It's like 5 beatles.  The woman who is a part of the MIB.  The woman who works
for PictureMan.  HOw controled the trolling masses of grexers are.
How non-fontlike the fontly is. (I am not a pointsize!  I was not named to
be sold, and Truetype is not My Name!)(notice also this name is used on a
system where there only exists ascii2.  (like the jupiter1, the presence of
ascii1 is often debated but never proved)
<font hums her mantra "I will not be like brenner, I will not be like brenner>

#18 of 44 by void on Mon Apr 6 08:29:06 1998:

   and if they were *musketeers*, why all the emphasis on being good
swordsmen?

#19 of 44 by font on Tue Apr 7 09:19:04 1998:

I don't know, void, but it certianly says alot about the quality of muskets
in those days, don't it?

#20 of 44 by cloud on Wed Apr 15 20:22:08 1998:

Oh, arr.

#21 of 44 by snowth on Mon Apr 20 00:32:09 1998:

I am woman, hear me roar!!

<meow.>

#22 of 44 by orinoco on Mon Apr 20 21:24:42 1998:

(You know, you never hear anyone saying "I am man, hear me roar")

(perhaps because it sounds stupid.)

#23 of 44 by cloud on Tue Apr 21 00:25:52 1998:

Duh.  _I_ think there should be a "I am Man!  Hear me SNORE!!!"
Zzzzz...

#24 of 44 by orinoco on Tue Apr 21 02:59:16 1998:

Heck yeah.

#25 of 44 by snowth on Wed Apr 22 02:20:10 1998:

I am pineapple! Hear me... sit hear. <sigh>

<The pineapple goes off to sit in a corner and never be heard from again.>
<No one notices>
<Nothing>
<Nothing>
<Bored, the pineapple moves to Hawaii, where it will at least be properly 
    appreciated.>

#26 of 44 by cloud on Thu Apr 23 00:40:35 1998:

,and promptly consumed.

#27 of 44 by snowth on Fri Apr 24 02:16:17 1998:

(Ssshhh... you're not supposed to tell it that! That'll ruin it's self image!)

#28 of 44 by font on Tue Apr 28 03:44:48 1998:

I am a font!  Hear me.....Juggle flaming chainsaws.

#29 of 44 by cloud on Wed Apr 29 19:04:51 1998:

<I don't hear a thing!>

#30 of 44 by orinoco on Wed Apr 29 21:56:37 1998:

She hasn't turned them on yet - it's safer that way.

#31 of 44 by font on Tue May 5 19:29:52 1998:

Safe Smafe.  WE dont do safe here in cyberspace.  
<safe sits in a corner, alone and un-laid>

#32 of 44 by orinoco on Tue May 5 22:59:31 1998:

What's the number for the Too Much Information police :)

#33 of 44 by font on Wed May 6 23:17:14 1998:

 I think the proper number for the Too-Much_Information Police should be 011.
(sorta like 911 only with a whole in the front)

#34 of 44 by cloud on Wed May 6 23:53:21 1998:

WHat would you tell the too-much info cops?

#35 of 44 by font on Fri May 8 05:06:02 1998:

STOP THE WEB!

#36 of 44 by snowth on Sun May 17 17:22:45 1998:

poor safe... she needs to get laid. ;)

my parents suck!

#37 of 44 by cloud on Sun May 17 23:24:42 1998:

Am I the only one who sees a theme here?

#38 of 44 by brenner on Tue May 19 04:05:27 1998:



What kind of parents would beget avile spamster.

#39 of 44 by font on Tue May 19 07:14:22 1998: