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Grex Accordions Item 160: Coroner's Night Out
Entered by font on Mon Feb 2 23:21:05 UTC 1998:

The coroner asked me to check into this conf and see if it were still alive,
or if I recognised it.  Did it commit any crimes?  Am I it's next of kin?
Should I write a gothic novel about it?  I think chinese curses do well in
the bbs environment.  <may you live in interesting times>
So is this the accordion curse?  <may you live in dull, lifeless times>

49 responses total.



#1 of 49 by raven on Tue Feb 3 01:50:23 1998:

Dhhalllliinnnggg leave the gothic novels to the goths in their raaaather
drab black clothing.  An accordion is far too fine a thing to leave
to leave dry and rotting not to sing.


#2 of 49 by orinoco on Tue Feb 3 04:22:46 1998:

(Isn't dhal a kind of lentil soup?  So the person who makes it is a dhaller,
and commits acts of dhallilng?  I thought so.)


#3 of 49 by remmers on Tue Feb 3 11:52:33 1998:

(I dhall into Grex every day.)


#4 of 49 by font on Wed Feb 4 01:08:19 1998:

Hmmmm. So does that mean dahling is one of those all time great illegal things
to do?  Sounds about "right"  (well as right as you get in this conf anyways)


#5 of 49 by orinoco on Wed Feb 4 03:10:30 1998:

I don't know - do you consider lentil soup twisted and immoral?


#6 of 49 by remmers on Wed Feb 4 11:23:46 1998:

Nah. Have you ever tried to twist a lentil?


#7 of 49 by font on Fri Feb 6 23:55:30 1998:

twisted lentil soup!  yum! my favorite!!!!  <font goes yum yum and eats it
immorally>


#8 of 49 by orinoco on Sun Feb 8 04:33:00 1998:

Anything like split pea soup?  Or Jamaican jerked chicken?


#9 of 49 by font on Tue Feb 10 12:39:50 1998:

More like "french-canadian bean soup"?  (anyone get the reference)


#10 of 49 by raven on Tue Feb 10 19:19:28 1998:

Yes we are subsisting on ghost of a rodent soup.


#11 of 49 by orinoco on Wed Feb 11 04:39:26 1998:

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#12 of 49 by void on Thu Feb 12 10:05:25 1998:

   2...3...5...7...23...hike!


#13 of 49 by zqylli on Sat Feb 14 08:05:12 1998:

zqylli sees this strange terran football coming it's way...what to do?
<I huddle on the ground, trembling,  hoping not to get pummled by the
        madness>


#14 of 49 by orinoco on Sun Feb 15 03:57:48 1998:

A rain of herring and periwinkles falls from the sky


#15 of 49 by font on Wed Feb 18 20:05:38 1998:

Ahhh, finally we are bringing better food than Rodent Soup!  <font bows
greatfully>


#16 of 49 by teflon on Sun Mar 1 02:31:17 1998:

Chirp?


#17 of 49 by orinoco on Sun Mar 1 04:35:24 1998:

No, tweet.



#18 of 49 by snowth on Sun Mar 1 11:38:43 1998:

"meow"


#19 of 49 by orinoco on Mon Mar 2 03:25:33 1998:

"moo"

"24,000 dollar's o' puddin'"

"aww yeah...."

"baa...."


#20 of 49 by font on Mon Mar 9 05:46:34 1998:

Seal.


#21 of 49 by orinoco on Wed Mar 11 03:37:47 1998:

(KK owes me $240 of pudding now.  I have a document to prove it)



#22 of 49 by font on Sun Mar 15 02:11:15 1998:

More Pudding!


#23 of 49 by orinoco on Sun Mar 15 03:29:42 1998:

One can never have too much


#24 of 49 by snowth on Mon Mar 16 03:51:55 1998:

And what is wrong with feeding and hurrasing the KK, may I ask?


#25 of 49 by pawprint on Mon Mar 16 20:29:35 1998:

i loved remmer's question : have you ever tried to twist a lentil? that's
great. what is up with this "kk owes me 240 dollars worth of pudding"? what's
up with that?


#26 of 49 by orinoco on Tue Mar 17 03:47:34 1998:

the Up With That is a small hoofed animal living in Bhutan.


#27 of 49 by snowth on Tue Mar 17 03:57:28 1998:

<and a pawprint appears out of the mist. Who made it is anyone's guess, but
we enjoy it's presence.>


#28 of 49 by srw on Wed Mar 25 06:42:22 1998:

<but sadly the pawprint disappears back into the night, to be replaced 
by a dumb old guy with a web page.>

Are you sure it is Bhutan? Not Myanmar?


#29 of 49 by font on Sun Mar 29 08:56:40 1998:

huh??  Oh, hi pawprint!


#30 of 49 by teflon on Sun Mar 29 19:51:59 1998:

POOF!  Do I get a round of applause too?


#31 of 49 by snowth on Mon Mar 30 03:58:51 1998:

<snowth applauds> There. Happy now?


#32 of 49 by teflon on Mon Mar 30 22:24:35 1998:

Yes, very, thanks <Cricket applauds for everyone else, just to make sure
nobody feels left out>


#33 of 49 by orinoco on Tue Mar 31 00:47:44 1998:

<bows gratuitously>


#34 of 49 by teflon on Tue Mar 31 00:50:36 1998:

Oh, you're such a ham...


#35 of 49 by font on Wed Apr 1 07:11:53 1998:

<font bows even more gratuitously, with the handmovements and everything, and
turns on her ham radio>


#36 of 49 by teflon on Wed Apr 1 19:25:25 1998:

meep, me-me-meep, meeep.... Ping!


#37 of 49 by snowth on Wed Apr 1 22:14:33 1998:

cute. Very cute. (Like you!)


#38 of 49 by teflon on Thu Apr 2 03:00:50 1998:

Oh, _thtop_ it!  You have to keep reminding me of my looks, I mean, afterall,
its all my parents fault...


#39 of 49 by snowth on Sat Apr 4 02:28:29 1998:

(Yes, but they're *not* cute. ;)


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