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The coroner asked me to check into this conf and see if it were still alive, or if I recognised it. Did it commit any crimes? Am I it's next of kin? Should I write a gothic novel about it? I think chinese curses do well in the bbs environment. <may you live in interesting times> So is this the accordion curse? <may you live in dull, lifeless times>
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Dhhalllliinnnggg leave the gothic novels to the goths in their raaaather drab black clothing. An accordion is far too fine a thing to leave to leave dry and rotting not to sing.
(Isn't dhal a kind of lentil soup? So the person who makes it is a dhaller, and commits acts of dhallilng? I thought so.)
(I dhall into Grex every day.)
Hmmmm. So does that mean dahling is one of those all time great illegal things to do? Sounds about "right" (well as right as you get in this conf anyways)
I don't know - do you consider lentil soup twisted and immoral?
Nah. Have you ever tried to twist a lentil?
twisted lentil soup! yum! my favorite!!!! <font goes yum yum and eats it immorally>
Anything like split pea soup? Or Jamaican jerked chicken?
More like "french-canadian bean soup"? (anyone get the reference)
Yes we are subsisting on ghost of a rodent soup.
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2...3...5...7...23...hike!
zqylli sees this strange terran football coming it's way...what to do?
<I huddle on the ground, trembling, hoping not to get pummled by the
madness>
A rain of herring and periwinkles falls from the sky
Ahhh, finally we are bringing better food than Rodent Soup! <font bows greatfully>
Chirp?
No, tweet.
"meow"
"moo" "24,000 dollar's o' puddin'" "aww yeah...." "baa...."
Seal.
(KK owes me $240 of pudding now. I have a document to prove it)
More Pudding!
One can never have too much
And what is wrong with feeding and hurrasing the KK, may I ask?
i loved remmer's question : have you ever tried to twist a lentil? that's great. what is up with this "kk owes me 240 dollars worth of pudding"? what's up with that?
the Up With That is a small hoofed animal living in Bhutan.
<and a pawprint appears out of the mist. Who made it is anyone's guess, but we enjoy it's presence.>
<but sadly the pawprint disappears back into the night, to be replaced by a dumb old guy with a web page.> Are you sure it is Bhutan? Not Myanmar?
huh?? Oh, hi pawprint!
POOF! Do I get a round of applause too?
<snowth applauds> There. Happy now?
Yes, very, thanks <Cricket applauds for everyone else, just to make sure nobody feels left out>
<bows gratuitously>
Oh, you're such a ham...
<font bows even more gratuitously, with the handmovements and everything, and turns on her ham radio>
meep, me-me-meep, meeep.... Ping!
cute. Very cute. (Like you!)
Oh, _thtop_ it! You have to keep reminding me of my looks, I mean, afterall, its all my parents fault...
(Yes, but they're *not* cute. ;)
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