This is the Item for the best Illegal things that are out there.
Feel free to talk about the good, the bad, and ofcourse the interesting
aspects of these things.  Now, knowing accordionists as I do, I have no
worries on this becoming a war room for legal discussion, and if it does,
well, it will be more excitement than Accordions has seen in a while.
Have at it!

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The Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

Norway.

Sodomy & the lash!

hitchhiking, trainhopping, and other illegal transportation.

Snagging...walking on private land (without litering or hunting ;)

Breaking into someone's house, rearranging their furniture, cooking them
dinner, and leaving.

you forgot dusting.

Indeed I did.  Also shampooing their wallpaper and refinishing thier parakeet.
Silly me.

Did you refinish the parakeet with ebony or mahogany?  (such distinctions are
very important)

Neither.  I found a simple walnut finish to be more elegant.  (Of course,
there was a fine mahogany inlay around it's ears, but that hardly counts)

well done!  <parakeets roasting on an open fire>

Yes I like a nice fire of mahagony inlayed with lapis and mother of pearl.
Such lovely flames, I find LouisXVI furniture burns very well.

Not quite so well as old Louis himself, however.

Aww louie louie, ohh yeah....
<why  not *all* of them?>

Because then the neighbors would feel bad that they weren't invited, silly.
;)

So bring 'em all in.

For tea and scones and flammable furniture.
Those brits were right on.

Now we just need some decorative coffee spoons.

Oh! Oh oh oh! Can we get the ones with chocolate on the end? Can we? Can we?
Please! Please?

Yes.

I want lava lamps.

but they're so dang expensive.

Better to use drippy Grammar Bitch candles.

<Font sends many Fax Machines off to meet the great Xerox in the SKY>

re:  5:  A British custom, which I wish was imported to America, is the 
right to hike across private land.  Please remember to close the gate
so the sheep don't get out.

Is it that the brits don't tend to mind as much if you tresspass, or is it
that you can't get in trouble for it if you don't do any damage?

Probably it has something to do with the fact that Britain used to have a
commons that was "enclosed" sometimes in the (1600s?).  Some rights probably
still pertain to commoners.

Wow...they do that in Sweeden too...you can even camp on other people's
private property, provided you don't do any damage.

Well, you see, in Britain, there is a whole lot of farm land, packed right
next to eachother.  Saddly, enough, this farmland is often woefully misplaced,
and the best way to get from point A to poind B (or point Q, if you prefer)
is to go through the farmland, and watch out for seep turds.  Strangly, I know
this from experience, wh doesn't nessecarilly mean I'm not talking out of my
ass, but only serves to make it somewhat less likely.
Any, that's what I recall of the situation, 'though it should be noted that
most of these memories come from when I was Eight years old.

Seep Turds?  I didn't know they had seep farms in Britain.  Wrong climate for
them.  It's a wonder they can make a living that way.

Shaddap, or I'll show you for the Naug you really are!

Hmmm...seeps...I wonder what kind of animal they are...amoeba like?  What sort
of thing could you harvest from them to take to market?  I guess that's where
agar-agar comes from, or perhaps the jell in jelly.  The innards of seeps.
(funny, I've never knowingly stepped in amoeba turds...I wonder what they
are like...must be bad considering you want ot avoid them)

I'm not sure it's worth considering at all...

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