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Grex Accordions Item 151: Top Ten Dumb Things To DO On Thanksgiving
Entered by font on Fri Nov 28 17:34:32 UTC 1997:

Here it is folks....
TOP TEN DUMB THINGS TO DO ON THANKSGIVING........




10.  Visit relatives.   (ack! indegestion!)

9.   Think that Pilgrims dressed like Puritans.

8.  Think that the first Thanksgiving by white people involved anything other
than a raid.

7.  Get into the Thanksgiving Spirit!  Steal from your friends!

6.  One word:  Drive.

5.  Plant a bomb in Aunt Addel's Tom Turkey. (it may be dumb, but I didn't
say anything about it not being fun)

4.  Set off fireworks and firecrackers.  Light sparklers.  Do so untill *real*
late at night.

3. Sing Christmas Carols.  (around me) This could get you killed.

2.  Dress up like a big-ass turkey, and go to a vegan strong-hold.
Scream "EAT ME!!!!!!" at everyone you see.


And, the Number One stupid thing to do on Thanksgiving....


1.   Act normal around your relatives, over eat, get drunk, and forget the
        X-lax and Gas-X.
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*                       DUMB WARNING                                    *
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*    This is a warning for people who just might think I was being serious.*
*    I am not.  It is what we call on my planet, a joke.  And if you are  *
*    silly/dumb/clueless enough to think otherwise, I take no resonsability*
*    for the loss of life, limb, or stature otherwise.  IT's your own 
*    damn fault.  I cannot control your actions.                           *
*    The only reason I do this is because there are stupid people and   *
*    lawyers out there who just might try to sue me for this.  Stuff you. *
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13 responses total.

#1 of 13 by cloud on Wed Apr 15 20:10:54 1998:

Wow, do they really have a gas-x?  What does that do?

#2 of 13 by font on Fri Apr 17 13:16:00 1998:

yup...it's an anti-acid...

#3 of 13 by cloud on Fri Apr 17 14:18:16 1998:

Is that kind-of like an anti-personal device?

#4 of 13 by font on Thu Apr 23 21:13:06 1998:

That's why they are dumb.  I dunno, I guess some people like doing dumb
things...

#5 of 13 by snowth on Fri Apr 24 02:14:23 1998:

Don't take Advil! It might keep you from breaking out!

#6 of 13 by brenner on Wed Apr 29 02:34:39 1998:



TOp DUMB THING is NOT GOING HOME TO YOUR MOM, IF YOU
ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE ONE!


Right?

#7 of 13 by font on Tue May 5 19:28:13 1998:

Depends on who your mom is and how many you have.  :-P

#8 of 13 by cloud on Wed May 6 23:51:12 1998:

<I'm with you, Brenner!  Although, it really depends how old you are, and if
you have familly, and a bunch of other stuff.  But at _my_ age, you bet.>

#9 of 13 by snowth on Sun May 17 17:20:22 1998:

well, I wish I hadn't gone home... my parents suck!

#10 of 13 by cloud on Sun May 17 23:23:55 1998:

Ah, ha!  Varience!

#11 of 13 by font on Tue May 19 07:13:17 1998:

<blink>

#12 of 13 by cloud on Tue May 19 20:00:24 1998:

Try not to.  It might hurt.

#13 of 13 by font on Sun May 31 08:10:39 1998:

ascii blinking is certifiably harmless

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