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Grex Accordions Item 149: A bit late: Top Ten Dumb things to do on Labor day
Entered by font on Thu Sep 18 22:30:14 UTC 1997:

Top ten dumb things to do on Labor Day


10.  Forget to do the top-ten list until alot later than  Labor Day.

9.  Get rip-roaring drunk the night before you have to go back (to school,
work, etc.)

8.  Go into down-town detroit wearing Anti-Union paraphenalia and make a tour
of all the car plants and Union offices.  Be loud and obnoxious.

7.  Join the Labor Day parade dressed as above.

6.  Get on TV (any way you can) and announce you know where Jimmy Hofa is.

5.  Try to start your own parade on the above day proclaiming the benefits
of being a non-productive lazy american. Try to get it so that International
Lazy Fat-Ass day is the *same* day as labor day.

4.  Talk extensively about how great times were before unions, you know, when
americans were more productive and complained less.
(and made 4 cents an hour like the third world)

3.  Re-Nominate hoffa for president.  State publicly that the mob really did
not kill him, but you saved him and brainwashed the thugs who say they rubbed
him out.

2.  Go to Public schools as a labor representitive and talk enthusieasticly
about slave labor.  After all, you get job security, don't ya?

And the number one dumb thing to do on labor day:

DRIVE HOME!!!!!!!



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If I have said it before I have said it a thousand times:
I do not mean for this to be malicious.  It is *HUMOR*.  It may be humor in
bad taste, but it is not meant to insult anyone, just be non-pc.
There, I said it.

2 responses total.

#1 of 2 by raven on Fri Sep 19 00:45:20 1997:

A shocking display of non-pc behavior you shall have to go before the
INDEPENDENT COMMUNITY COUNCIL, and while it's not a forgone conclusion, I
suspect that the PROCESS enacted will come come up with an
APPROPRIATE PUNISMENT, ie.a SOLUTION to your problem of non-p.c. BEHAVIOR,
which shall be a sound thrashing to maintain COMMUNITY STANDARDS.
        Thank you and have a SAFE day, the COMMUNITY COUNCIL

The preceding message was a parody using as many late 90s yuppie BUZZWORDS
as I could fit in one sentence.

#2 of 2 by font on Fri Sep 19 04:00:13 1997:

Thrashing?  Sounds like fun.  Where's it happening?   <evil grin>

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