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Flobsy be bop. Time to answer questions. Why is the sky that gawd awful collor? Can't they change it without damaging the environent? this place needs drapes. DRAPES! Why are there many many stores selling wallpaper? Ping my brain?????? Are there any sugestions for top ten lists? Poetry random and ballistic? Or has it been outlawed? (If it has, why does that stop you?) (perhaps is should be to *INCOURAGE* you) Hey, why aren't more poems written with every line ending in a question mark? Remember kids, when answering these questions, be verbose, but don't be richard (or whatever he's calling himself) And let's *not* make it a richard rant-fest!
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Do you object to poems written with every line ending in a question mark? Would you perhaps like to see more of them? Would you mind if I entered some? Do I have enough energy to think of one to enter?
obviously not. <sniff>
Shall I come back later when I have one written? Can anyone think of a way to answer the former question in the affirmative while still using a question mark?
?yes.
yes?> Times of the bewildered eat the trees? can't you hear them calling? when the rodent swings between the trees? cuz he can't see they've been eaten? so he falls hard and blinks into the sun? and we wonder why he's false? but this poem will end? so that people may live?
<orinoco bursts into applause?>
<because it ended,or because it was created??>
Why must I restrict myself to one reason alone?
One man, one reason. It's as simple as that.
well, it may look like only one man, but you have to test the brainwaves. it may be two, in whichcase we would have to see which one answered which way. This is a bit to facist to me, so I leave it as a gedanks-experiment...
One man, one reason? Sounds suspiciously un-PC to me. If I was in drag, could I have more than one reason? What about if I were in drag? Or just "Were I in drag?" The linguistic terrorist's brigade marches onwards, unfazed by their lesser compatriots who are content to merely march onward.
No, no "reason" here. But wave patterns are unique, like fingerprints. IF you have more than one, regardless of gender, percieved gender, sexual preference, etc, that would point to the presence of multiple personalities. However, I must admit, I am skeptical, too. How do we know that the brainwaves don't change when you think different things? (after all it was only a science thing. It generally takes them at least 20 years to iron the conflicting studies, and then you just have a common perception, and never the truth.) Fontly supports all linguistic terrorism openly. No one will be spared, not even my car!
Could you spare my car, given that I don't have one? It would never do to terrorize a nonexistant entity. Or perhaps merely an existent nonentity.
Which would be worse, dating your nonexistant sister, or dating your actual sister? Or dating your car?
It strikes me that toyotophillia is not necessarily a mortal sin.
manual or automatic? It might make a difference.
Our toyota is an automatic. Our subaru is a manual. Our subaru's maual is in the glove compartment. My gloves are in the toyota.
So, then, where's the toyota? For that matter, where are your mittens?
And what about my crayons?
Hmmmm you might want to ask the pope about dating crayons. "flesh" is pretty kinky, if a bit racist. Magenta has a magnetic personality. But I am afraid I don't *do* crayons, thank you.
If you've got multiple flesh tones in one box, is it a multi-ethnic relationship?
that works, but crayola seems resistant. I mean, if your date is a crayon, would it consider Crayola a god? The anti-christ? Whistler's Mother?
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