new resp items  conference

  >   0    0 accordions  (where you currently are!)
--   15    5 coop
      0  504 poetry
     23   65 writing
     11   11 inferno
You are not a member of music
      8    3 pseudonym
You are not a member of reality
     61  163 info
     65  120 enigma
      1    2 melvin
     23   65 writing
     21   13 history
     15   52 femme
     15   44 jellyware
You are not a member of genx
     25   28 language

48 responses total.

It happens.

I didn't know I could join reality! But what would be the point...

Yeah, you'd be out of your element.

actually the point was that in grex you *can't* join reality...

-->   8    3 accordions  (where you currently are!)
     16    9 coop
      0  509 poetry
     24   66 writing
     11   11 inferno
You are not a member of music
      8    3 pseudonym
You are not a member of reality
     62  164 info
     73  123 enigma
      1    2 melvin
     24   66 writing
     21   13 history
     15   52 femme
     16   41 jellyware
You are not a member of genx
     25   30 language

Hey, I tried to join reality and it didn't let me.  

Really!

It even had the nerve to tell me that reality did not exist.  I wanted a
BBS, not a philosopher!

I'd say brenner has a *lot* of catching up to do.

Well, two for one isn't bad....

19 newresponse items and 25 brandnew items
First item 2, last 139

I guess I don't get in here often enough. <sigh> Sorry.

damn correct!  get your ***** back here some time, with sugar on top....

I'm baaaack.  (you have to set that to the right melody)

<font faints>

My return was not supposed to have that effect. It scared me away for another
two weeks. I hope you were not unconscious the whole time.

breathing.

A repeat appearance. Like halley's comet.

Well,....better than some people, who's visitations can be measured via
geological time...
<hint>

You rang dhhhhaaaaaliiiinnngggg?

Well, you can be measured by the advent of the eruption of Mt. St. Helens.
Others we won't mention can be measured by the formation of continents.

Volanic eruptions, eh?  I wuunder vhat Dr. Freud would say about that one?

Probably nothing, dear.  He's dead.

Freud died, when where... Prove it, do you have DNA samples and a pickled
brain in a jar?

No, but I do have pickled cucumber.  It tastes better anyway.

I do believe the ravenly one is projecting.  pour bird!   <evil grin>

A command to an avian table slave?  An oath upon feathers in potable form?
Ah, the mysteries...

re #25 pour the bird into the pitcher of plants?  The poor bird would surely
frown on such activities.

waven nowt like pwants?   <wink>

Wake up, everyone. I'm back.

Too late. Gone again <darn>

Occasional visit captured by black & white secuity cameras at the accordion
7-11, film at 11.

Um, they haven't used "film" on TV news for years. It's all
videotape now.

Well yes but I was using an old expression in a metaphoric fashion.  I
believe that is still allowed <stage whisper from your friendly neighborhood
community police person, pssstttttt raven metaphorical use of old expressions
has been banned in the Faketopia metropolitan region> oh, I stand corrected.

Well, I suppose you can continue to use "film" as long as people
continue to say that they "dial" the phone.

Hey, I have a rotary telephone still.  I'm perfectly justified in saying
'dial'.

I use a rotary dial too.  Phone *dialers* of the world, UNITE!
(uhhhhhhh then why do they call in grexer terminology *dial-in lines*?  I may
dial in my telephone, but I don't have a dial in my computer...

Observe that they still call it a "dial tone" no matter what
kind of a phone it is.

Solidification of language!  What's a body to do?

Liquefy, perhaps?

Ohhhh!  So that's what Moulis are for!

- Backtalk version 1.3.30 - Copyright 1996-2006, Jan Wolter and Steve Weiss