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Grex > Books > #79: The Mysterious Quote - Winter 1999 Edition | |
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sjones
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response 66 of 195:
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Jan 29 18:44 UTC 1999 |
wouldn't want to claim i was /paying attention/ - you'd almost
definitely have fooled me with a repetition of anything *apart* from
black beauty!...:)
looking forward to the quote continuation - is this piece of writing set
in scotland?
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mcnally
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response 67 of 195:
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Jan 30 05:51 UTC 1999 |
as far as I know the half-florin has never been a scottish coin
denomination. whether it has or not you may safely assume that
this tale is not set in Scotland...
continuing with the quote, we'll give a longer passage this time
and highlight the writer's distinctive and sardonic style of dialog:
"Well spoken!" declared the crofter. "The times of the
world would flow in halcyon joy, if everyone were so
open-hearted and forthright as you! Give me the coin."
A___ tendered the half-florin piece. "Whom do I address?"
"You may know me as Cwyd. And you, sir, and your
mistress?"
"I am A___, and this is T___."
"She seems somewhat morose and out of sorts. Do you
beat her often?"
"I must admit that I do not."
"There is the answer! Beat her well, beat her often!
It will bring the roses to her cheeks! There is
nothing better to induce good cheer in a woman
than a fine constitutional beating, since they are
exceptionally jolly during the intervals in an effort
to postpone the next of the series."
A woman came to join them. "Cwyd speaks the truth!
When he raises his fist to me I laugh and smile,
with all the good humour in the world, for my head is
full of merry thoughts. Cwyd's beating has served
its purpose. Nevertheless Cwyd himself becomes
gloomy, through bafflement. How did the roaches find
their way into his pudding? Where except in Cwyd's
small-clothes are household nettles known to grow?
Sometimes as Cwyd dozes in the sunlight a sheep
wanders by and urinates in his face. Ghosts have
even been known to skulk up behind Cwyd in the dark
and beat him mercilessly with mallets and cudgels."
Cwyd nodded. "Admittedly when Threlka is beaten
for her faults there is often a peculiar aftermath.
Nonetheless the basic concept is sound. Your mistress
has the look of costive asthenia, as if she were an
arsenic eater."
"I think not," said A___.
"In that case, a thrashing or two might well release
the bile into her blood and soon she would be skipping
and singing and larking about with the rest of us.
Threlka, what is your opinion?"
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valkyrie
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response 68 of 195:
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Jan 30 14:47 UTC 1999 |
This sounds a lot like Robert Jordan, from the Wheel of Time series,
but I could be wrong :).
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aruba
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response 69 of 195:
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Jan 30 22:57 UTC 1999 |
Hi Brenda! Long time no see.
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mcnally
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response 70 of 195:
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Jan 31 05:04 UTC 1999 |
you are, in fact, wrong.. but you have the consolation of being
closer in several ways than many of our previous guesses..
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sjones
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response 71 of 195:
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Jan 31 10:07 UTC 1999 |
ah, oops, i see, yes, a modern tongue-in-cheek tone to it... now i feel
comfortably stupid... definitely not someone i've read and or know,
but i like the tone, so i shall sit back and look forward to finding
out who it is, so i can go and get a copy...:)
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valkyrie
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response 72 of 195:
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Jan 31 20:35 UTC 1999 |
ok, my next guess is Terry Goodkind :)
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mcnally
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response 73 of 195:
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Jan 31 22:32 UTC 1999 |
All interested parties are encouraged to keep guessing..
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sjones
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response 74 of 195:
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Feb 1 07:18 UTC 1999 |
well, i'm interested in parties, so... terry brooks?
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mcnally
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response 75 of 195:
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Feb 1 16:19 UTC 1999 |
Nope.. Recent guesses have at least been in the right genre, though,
and are correct on several other counts (writer is male and currently
living.)
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flem
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response 76 of 195:
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Feb 3 02:54 UTC 1999 |
That sounds vaguely like a passage I once read, which I believe was by Gordon
R. Dickson. So I'll guess that.
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mcnally
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response 77 of 195:
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Feb 3 05:51 UTC 1999 |
Nope.
I'd actually picked this one because I wanted something that would be
easy to guess: I thought that between the number of science fiction and
fantasy fans on Grex and the distinctive flavor of this writer's dialog
that someone would quickly identify him.
Perhaps we need more quote, I'll enter a bit more in a bit..
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sjones
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response 78 of 195:
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Feb 3 07:40 UTC 1999 |
michael moorcock, says my mathematical friend. i think he should stick
to the numbers...
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davel
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response 79 of 195:
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Feb 3 12:25 UTC 1999 |
Hmm. I've lost track of the quotes themselves.
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flem
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response 80 of 195:
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Feb 3 16:11 UTC 1999 |
I'm curious. I feel almost certain that I've read something at least vaguely
like this before, and yet I've almost no idea.
Guess: Stanislaw Lem?
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mcnally
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response 81 of 195:
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Feb 3 16:26 UTC 1999 |
Not Michael Moorcock or Stanislaw Lem (though I highly recommend Lem.)
The quotes are in responses #59, #67, and possibly not-yet-numbered
responses to be enterered soon.. :-) You can see the currently entered
ones by typing "only 59; only 67" at the "Respond, pass, forget, quit?"
prompt.
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jep
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response 82 of 195:
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Feb 3 17:15 UTC 1999 |
The Welsh names, the misogynistic comments, sounds like Mary Stewart to
me, but I don't know what book.
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remmers
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response 83 of 195:
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Feb 3 18:20 UTC 1999 |
(For purposes of this game, you don't have to identify the work, just
the author.)
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mcnally
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response 84 of 195:
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Feb 4 02:33 UTC 1999 |
Astute readers will note that I've already identified the author as male..
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davel
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response 85 of 195:
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Feb 4 02:36 UTC 1999 |
Doesn't sound the least like Mary Stewart to me. (I reread/read all 4 of the
Arthurian ones about a month back, having discovered that I never read the
last two at all way back when.) Presumably if jep's right the A___ is Arthur.
I'll guess vaguely at L. Sprague de Camp; the diction sounds a bit like him,
and he might have done an Arthurian job that I've never read.
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davel
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response 86 of 195:
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Feb 4 02:38 UTC 1999 |
mcnally slipped in ... but I had just remembered this, cutting off a guess
of Marion Zimmer Bradley (whom it sounds not at all like but who definitely
did something Arthurian I never read).
The fact that he slipped in probably means he won't respond to my guess of
de Camp before I'm off line.
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sjones
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response 87 of 195:
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Feb 4 04:49 UTC 1999 |
half-florins? arthur?...
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davel
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response 88 of 195:
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Feb 4 12:39 UTC 1999 |
Well, "crofter" and "Cwyd" point in directions consistent with Arthur, so I
followed jep's lead. I admit half-florins made me wonder, too. I don't
exactly withdraw my guess of de Camp, but note that mcnally said the author
is still living, & I don't think de Camp is. Mike, we could really use a
couple more hints, I think.
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jep
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response 89 of 195:
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Feb 4 14:41 UTC 1999 |
I got as far as searching the WWW to verify that florins and
half-florins are some sort of monetary unit. It's true, they are; I
found coin-collector references to them. "Cwyd" is almost certainly
Welsh.
In the last 20 years, at least 50,000 writers have written fantasy
novels with a Welsh background. To my mind, 49,686 of these were
identical, and I have long since given up finding the rest. (Some that
I did read were good, to be sure, but finding any that are
distinguishable from the rest seems as difficult as finding an original
disco song.)
Maybe this author one-upped Mary Stewart's misogyny. It's a common
technique; find a good, successful author, and copy some of what they
did, while trying to go a little further. This thought doesn't doesn't
help to identify the author.
Maybe more clues and quotes are in order.
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janc
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response 90 of 195:
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Feb 4 17:32 UTC 1999 |
Maybe Terry Pratchett. Could perhaps be a Ringworld book.
I don't read it as exactly misogynistic. It suggests beating your wife
will get you beat worse.
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