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Grex > Reality > #13: A short lis of comparitive religions. | |
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vishnu
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response 4 of 31:
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Apr 10 04:46 UTC 1994 |
Oh, yeah, just to tell everone,
this piece thaty moo has quoted
was originally done by Wavy Gravy
(wherein it was put on several
t-shirts)
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bubbles
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response 5 of 31:
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Apr 10 07:28 UTC 1994 |
Positive Thinking: If shit happens, it's free fertilizer.
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oreo
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response 6 of 31:
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Apr 10 20:22 UTC 1994 |
Pangolossianism is the belief that everything is for the best.
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moo
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response 7 of 31:
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Apr 10 20:53 UTC 1994 |
I found this in a Metro Detroit Humanist Newsletter.
--In responce to vidar:
Wicca: Shit happens at the crossroads.
Satanism: Goat Shit is best.
Norse: Shit happens in giant trees.
Add more shit happens stuff pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze.
:->
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none
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response 8 of 31:
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Apr 10 22:20 UTC 1994 |
Vidar happens.
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vidar
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response 9 of 31:
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Apr 11 16:14 UTC 1994 |
Polaris is an idiot.
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kami
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response 10 of 31:
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Apr 11 23:07 UTC 1994 |
wouldn't "shit happens at the crossroads" fit vudoun or some other Yoruba
tradition better?
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orinoco
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response 11 of 31:
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Apr 13 19:39 UTC 1994 |
No, vidar, you've got it backwards--polaris is none's pseudo
Capitalism: BUY OUR SHIT!
Communism: We all own this shit together.
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carson
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response 12 of 31:
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Apr 13 20:04 UTC 1994 |
Nihilism should be "no sh*t?"
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vidar
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response 13 of 31:
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Apr 13 23:52 UTC 1994 |
Atheist: Shit happens because there is order.
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robh
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response 14 of 31:
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Apr 15 02:01 UTC 1994 |
Wicca: Shit makes the flowers grow.
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kami
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response 15 of 31:
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Apr 16 05:46 UTC 1994 |
there you go. :)
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vidar
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response 16 of 31:
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Apr 16 19:02 UTC 1994 |
I'm going off to the purple haze. See you in a few.
<vidar does not REALLY do drugs>
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daniel
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response 17 of 31:
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May 14 19:59 UTC 1994 |
A better Jehovah's Witnesses:
Knock knock, "Shit Happens"
Bobbitism: SHIT HAP
Gullibilism: did you know "shit" isn't in the dictionary?
Energizerism: it keeps shitting, and shitting, and shitting...
Cocainism: This is GOOD shit!
Darwinism: may the best shit win
Taoism: shit can only happen if you're constipated
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carson
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response 18 of 31:
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Aug 8 01:39 UTC 1994 |
(I wish I *had* forgotten this item. What a waste of diskspace.)
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kami
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response 19 of 31:
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Aug 8 05:19 UTC 1994 |
I think it's cute!
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dang
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response 20 of 31:
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Aug 9 00:48 UTC 1994 |
i agree!
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carson
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response 21 of 31:
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Aug 10 08:05 UTC 1994 |
(I'm glad you agree it's a waste of diskspace!)
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dang
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response 22 of 31:
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Aug 11 03:52 UTC 1994 |
i still like it
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orinoco
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response 23 of 31:
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Mar 19 17:17 UTC 1995 |
grex: this shit is rapidly drifting
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cyberpnk
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response 24 of 31:
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Mar 21 00:54 UTC 1995 |
Highlanderism: There can be only one shit!
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mkoch
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response 25 of 31:
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Mar 25 03:44 UTC 1995 |
Eat shit! Millions of flies can't be wrong....
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bjorn
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response 26 of 31:
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Jun 5 04:23 UTC 1995 |
They can if they give you dengue fever.
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cormac
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response 27 of 31:
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Oct 1 18:05 UTC 1995 |
I came. came. I saw. I scat.
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bjorn
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response 28 of 31:
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Oct 7 22:13 UTC 1995 |
This svcks!
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