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response 25 of 98:
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Oct 26 03:37 UTC 2003 |
http://www.ericblumrich.com/nazi.html
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jmsaul
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response 26 of 98:
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Oct 27 01:44 UTC 2003 |
(I know it's the humor item, but I wanted to point out that #1 isn't a
genuine psychological test. It's just a net meme.)
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gull
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response 27 of 98:
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Nov 8 05:51 UTC 2003 |
http://stommel.tamu.edu/~baum/ethel/atrios-dictionary.html
Some of my favorites:
audio'reilly: To adjust the sound level relative to the opponent, either
electronically or vocally, to make one's argument appear stronger.
Colmestrato: An emasculated, harmless "liberal" stand-in included for
purposes of fairness and balance.
limbaughcrisy: loudly denouncing 'degenerate' and illegal behavior, which
one nevertheless secretly practices.
O'Reillyus Interruptus: being cut off from making a really good point or
argument by a radio or cable TV talk show host. Usually involves being
loudly shouted down, having one's mic cut (if in a studio), or being "potted
down" (if calling in to a radio program). Odds of this happening are
greatly increased the closer one gets to the truth.
Reductio ad Hannitum: To ask your evil liberal guest something patently
ridiculous, then, while they roll their eyes, accuse them of "dodging the
question"
Scaliosis: condition wherein the afflicted develops a preternatural ability
to read the minds of Constitutional framers at a remove of over 200 years.
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bru
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response 28 of 98:
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Nov 8 13:11 UTC 2003 |
thats it, try name colling some more.
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jaklumen
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response 29 of 98:
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Nov 9 08:39 UTC 2003 |
Come one, come all! It's the battle of the century! Conservatives
vs. liberals! The prudes vs. the bleeding hearts! Who's right, who's
wrong? See them duke it out!
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jaklumen
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response 30 of 98:
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Nov 9 08:40 UTC 2003 |
The holier-than-thou vs. the smug!
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other
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response 31 of 98:
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Nov 9 22:22 UTC 2003 |
err, which one's which?
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jaklumen
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response 32 of 98:
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Nov 10 02:06 UTC 2003 |
follow the respective order I began with, and match accordingly.
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gull
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response 33 of 98:
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Nov 10 19:54 UTC 2003 |
Re #28: Of course, the right never engages in name calling. All the
right-wing pundits who keep remarking that John Kerry is "French-looking"
are just trying to be factual, right?
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jep
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response 34 of 98:
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Nov 13 02:26 UTC 2003 |
Dictionary:
1. DOOHICKEY:
A. Female.............Any part under a car's hood.
B. Male...............The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
A. Female.............Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
another.
B. Male...............Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
A. Female.............The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with
one's partner.
B. Male...............Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend
with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
A. Female...........A desire to get married and raise a family.
B. Male.............Not trying to pick up other women while out with
one's girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
A. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
B. Male........Anything that can be done while drinking.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
A. Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
B. Male........A source of entertainment, self-_expression &male
bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
A. Female............The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
B. Male.................Call it whatever you want just as long as we
end up naked.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
A. Female............A device for changing from one TV channel to
another.
B. Male.................A device for scanning through all 175 channels
every 5 minutes.
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response 35 of 98:
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Nov 13 05:03 UTC 2003 |
rehash
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twenex
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response 36 of 98:
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Nov 13 17:33 UTC 2003 |
hash browns
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mynxcat
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response 37 of 98:
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Nov 13 18:29 UTC 2003 |
First time I've heard it. I like.
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twenex
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response 38 of 98:
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Nov 13 21:19 UTC 2003 |
hash browns - fried mashed potato squares.
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mynxcat
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response 39 of 98:
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Nov 13 22:11 UTC 2003 |
Not hash browns dumdum, jep's entry!!
I know what hashbrowns are. And they're not always squares. Sometimes
they're a heap of fried grated potato. Depends on where you get them
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jep
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response 40 of 98:
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Nov 13 23:39 UTC 2003 |
re resp:35: In order to better provide for your needs, if you'll kindly
post everything you've ever seen, weekly, I may (or of course, may not)
review it to make sure I don't post anything that would bore you with
it's repetitivity.
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remmers
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response 41 of 98:
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Nov 14 00:04 UTC 2003 |
You can say that again!
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mcnally
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response 42 of 98:
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Nov 14 00:46 UTC 2003 |
No. He can't. He's not allowed to say "repetitivity" ever again.
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other
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response 43 of 98:
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Nov 14 01:35 UTC 2003 |
40: <chuckle> good one, that.
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keesan
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response 44 of 98:
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Nov 14 03:39 UTC 2003 |
Warmed up rice with thawed pizza sauce, a slab of tofu, and microwaved
peanuts. Jim was busy moving computer parts around so I decided to cook for
myself. (He took over). I am not using sharp knives yet.
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gelinas
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response 45 of 98:
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Nov 14 04:18 UTC 2003 |
That's not very funny, Sindi.
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willcome
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response 46 of 98:
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Nov 14 05:26 UTC 2003 |
You just don't have a sense of humour, gelinas.
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twenex
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response 47 of 98:
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Nov 14 12:02 UTC 2003 |
re: 39: ah.
re: 44: rotflmao, sindi.
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gull
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response 48 of 98:
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Nov 14 14:05 UTC 2003 |
Re #39: Yeah. Good hashbrowns bear little resemblence to the prefab
patties that McDonalds gives you.
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keesan
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response 49 of 98:
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Nov 14 16:48 UTC 2003 |
Re 44 and 45. Was it supposed to be funny? Jim has been doing all the
cooking because my hands are numb and a bit shaky from a chemotherapy drug
and I am not supposed to risk cutting myself because of low platelet counts
due to all the drugs, so I don't use sharp knives or go near hot burners.
It is okay to use the microwave oven on leftovers, but sort of a challenge
to assemble a meal without knives or a stove when you like vegetables.
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