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| 21 new of 45 responses total. |
brighn
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response 25 of 45:
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Sep 28 04:56 UTC 1994 |
Er, um, what sorts of things with the umbrella?
Wouldn't that scratch up a bit?
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kami
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response 26 of 45:
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Sep 29 02:16 UTC 1994 |
my dear, I SAID they were unspeakable. Shall I draw you a picture- here just
read my mind >:)
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brighn
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response 27 of 45:
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Sep 29 23:35 UTC 1994 |
Ooooh kinky! Can I watch next time?
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kami
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response 28 of 45:
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Sep 30 15:32 UTC 1994 |
only if no one catches you at it...
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brighn
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response 29 of 45:
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Sep 30 20:42 UTC 1994 |
I'd hide in your bedroom, but, I've seen your bedroom.
Ain't much room for hiding.
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karenb
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response 30 of 45:
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Oct 1 16:15 UTC 1994 |
you wait until she gets interrupted then you go investigate.... and let
come what may.
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lee
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response 31 of 45:
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May 22 19:35 UTC 1997 |
Miss Scarlet
Candlestick
Conservatory
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orinoco
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response 32 of 45:
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May 27 20:13 UTC 1997 |
Mr Plum, in the living room, with a long gap between responses.
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lee
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response 33 of 45:
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May 27 21:25 UTC 1997 |
<lee wonders how a long gap between responses is used in murder>
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orinoco
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response 34 of 45:
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May 27 21:34 UTC 1997 |
If it's long enough, you can sharpen one end and use it as a spear.
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remmers
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response 35 of 45:
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May 28 02:08 UTC 1997 |
If it's long enough, people start to die of boredom or even just
plain old age.
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lee
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response 36 of 45:
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May 28 20:14 UTC 1997 |
Ahh, but what is long enough?
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orinoco
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response 37 of 45:
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Jun 1 18:31 UTC 1997 |
Long enough to reach your waist.
Or your feet.
Or both
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mary
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response 38 of 45:
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Jun 1 18:51 UTC 1997 |
What's a waist? ;-)
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orinoco
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response 39 of 45:
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Jun 3 18:20 UTC 1997 |
What a waste...
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lee
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response 40 of 45:
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Jun 4 23:55 UTC 1997 |
<lee wonders about people who have waist at their feet>
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i
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response 41 of 45:
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Apr 11 00:42 UTC 1998 |
Isn't that the point at which Medicare pays for liposuction? Or just
a symptom of landing feet-first from the 33rd story balcony?
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lee
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response 42 of 45:
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Apr 15 18:12 UTC 1998 |
freak accident
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snowth
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response 43 of 45:
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Apr 20 00:06 UTC 1998 |
Oh really? Why would that be?
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i
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response 44 of 45:
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May 18 22:18 UTC 1998 |
Because the Queen of Hearts suffered indigestion after eating a box of
chocolates which came from the wrong side of the looking-glass.
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jaklumen
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response 45 of 45:
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May 30 08:34 UTC 2002 |
resp:0 Regarding this situation, I'd just have to break down the door,
because I would have come to consume them, in various ways.
(You said her. That's usually a different kind of eat.)
resp:44 Looking-glass? You callin' me a Peeping Tom? Heh, if
anything, I am a peepin' pimp, lookin' for mo' hos.
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