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| 25 new of 45 responses total. |
vishnu
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response 20 of 45:
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Sep 25 03:06 UTC 1994 |
Oh, I'd ask for some fish.
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deadguy
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response 21 of 45:
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Sep 25 22:21 UTC 1994 |
I'd wait until the second coming of the great prophet Zaquon, and ask his
all-knowing majesty to total the entire erth. Cool.
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remmers
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response 22 of 45:
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Sep 26 00:15 UTC 1994 |
Wow. The quintessential cop-out.
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brighn
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response 23 of 45:
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Sep 26 05:17 UTC 1994 |
Wow! It really was Mr. Henderson, the kindly old gardener, who was making
those noises to create a dillema, so that we wouldn't visit our friend
anymore, so he could lock HER in the basement and make her do all those
things we were afraid she was doing to her brother, but us pecky
er, pesky kids had to come and spoil it all.
(Sorry, Rob, it was the first name that popped to mind.)
Scooby dooby doo, where are you?
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kami
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response 24 of 45:
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Sep 27 19:19 UTC 1994 |
In the conservatory with Colonel Peacock doing unspeakable things with an
umbrella.
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brighn
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response 25 of 45:
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Sep 28 04:56 UTC 1994 |
Er, um, what sorts of things with the umbrella?
Wouldn't that scratch up a bit?
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kami
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response 26 of 45:
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Sep 29 02:16 UTC 1994 |
my dear, I SAID they were unspeakable. Shall I draw you a picture- here just
read my mind >:)
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brighn
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response 27 of 45:
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Sep 29 23:35 UTC 1994 |
Ooooh kinky! Can I watch next time?
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kami
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response 28 of 45:
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Sep 30 15:32 UTC 1994 |
only if no one catches you at it...
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brighn
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response 29 of 45:
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Sep 30 20:42 UTC 1994 |
I'd hide in your bedroom, but, I've seen your bedroom.
Ain't much room for hiding.
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karenb
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response 30 of 45:
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Oct 1 16:15 UTC 1994 |
you wait until she gets interrupted then you go investigate.... and let
come what may.
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lee
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response 31 of 45:
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May 22 19:35 UTC 1997 |
Miss Scarlet
Candlestick
Conservatory
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orinoco
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response 32 of 45:
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May 27 20:13 UTC 1997 |
Mr Plum, in the living room, with a long gap between responses.
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lee
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response 33 of 45:
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May 27 21:25 UTC 1997 |
<lee wonders how a long gap between responses is used in murder>
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orinoco
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response 34 of 45:
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May 27 21:34 UTC 1997 |
If it's long enough, you can sharpen one end and use it as a spear.
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remmers
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response 35 of 45:
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May 28 02:08 UTC 1997 |
If it's long enough, people start to die of boredom or even just
plain old age.
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lee
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response 36 of 45:
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May 28 20:14 UTC 1997 |
Ahh, but what is long enough?
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orinoco
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response 37 of 45:
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Jun 1 18:31 UTC 1997 |
Long enough to reach your waist.
Or your feet.
Or both
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mary
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response 38 of 45:
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Jun 1 18:51 UTC 1997 |
What's a waist? ;-)
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orinoco
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response 39 of 45:
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Jun 3 18:20 UTC 1997 |
What a waste...
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lee
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response 40 of 45:
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Jun 4 23:55 UTC 1997 |
<lee wonders about people who have waist at their feet>
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i
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response 41 of 45:
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Apr 11 00:42 UTC 1998 |
Isn't that the point at which Medicare pays for liposuction? Or just
a symptom of landing feet-first from the 33rd story balcony?
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lee
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response 42 of 45:
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Apr 15 18:12 UTC 1998 |
freak accident
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snowth
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response 43 of 45:
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Apr 20 00:06 UTC 1998 |
Oh really? Why would that be?
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i
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response 44 of 45:
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May 18 22:18 UTC 1998 |
Because the Queen of Hearts suffered indigestion after eating a box of
chocolates which came from the wrong side of the looking-glass.
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