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nharmon
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response 194 of 203:
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Feb 27 13:04 UTC 2007 |
While you're at it, remove all of the seats and only install the ones
you need, adding and removing them as needed. And a car from 1982 drives
the same as one from 2004, so there is no point to buying anything newer
than 15 years old. Oh, and fuel injection annoys me, so anything I get
has to be carburated. If you ever need an oil change, Jim might be able
to help. He'll jack up the car, remove the drain plug, refill it with
oil, and let you drive off forgetting to reinstall the drain plug. When
your car dies, you can just pick up another junker from us for $50.
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keesan
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response 195 of 203:
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Feb 27 19:49 UTC 2007 |
Good idea. Better yet, use a bike in town. Takes up much less space, makes
almost no noise or pollution, and is better for everyone's health.
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tod
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response 196 of 203:
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Feb 27 21:13 UTC 2007 |
And if you get hungry, eat some dried leaves and twigs and drink water from
the curb.
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nharmon
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response 197 of 203:
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Feb 27 21:16 UTC 2007 |
Or some chocolate you find in a garbage can.
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keesan
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response 198 of 203:
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Feb 27 22:29 UTC 2007 |
People cannot digest cellulose.
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slynne
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response 199 of 203:
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Feb 27 22:49 UTC 2007 |
nope, we sure cant. It is part of what is in poop. I learned in my
biology class what else is in poop and I think I will be grossed out
for the rest of my life.
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tod
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response 200 of 203:
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Feb 28 00:03 UTC 2007 |
It tends to be yellow or brown in color, too.
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keesan
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response 201 of 203:
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Feb 28 00:29 UTC 2007 |
The color is I think from broken down heme (from blood).
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fudge
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response 202 of 203:
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Feb 28 10:38 UTC 2007 |
this conversation started on nonsense and is turning to shit
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gull
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response 203 of 203:
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Mar 24 06:06 UTC 2007 |
Re resp:141: Well, it's a bit like saying that driving a modern car is
more pleasant than driving a Model T. It's obviously true, to most
people, but there are still people who really enjoy restoring and
driving an antique.
Re resp:179: For what it's worth, I find 'gull' perfectly
acceptable. 'David' is awfully generic. ;)
Re resp:195: It also greatly increases your chances of getting killed
by being run over by a car, thus reducing the overpopulation
problem. ;)
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