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bookworm
response 160 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 5 06:05 UTC 1999

We both wear cows.  We eat their meat for dinner, so it's just sensible 
to use their hides for leather goods such as belts, jackets, boots, etc.
jazz
response 161 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 5 12:45 UTC 1999

        They make for such neat fashion accessories, too.
void
response 162 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 5 13:13 UTC 1999

   introducing the norelco wrist cow!  now you, too, can carry the
unmistakable aura of bovine everywhere you go!  it comes in hereford,
guernsey, friesian and longhorn!  only $10,000 each!

   but wait!  there's more!

   if you order within the next *five* minutes, you can get the entire
set -- that's right, folks, the *entire set* -- for only $39,995!  and
we'll even throw in this convenient pocket milker!  operators are
standing by to take your call *now*!!!!!!!!!

  (add $5,000 per cow for delivery.  norelco not responsible for
strange looks or complaints from neighbors.  wrist cow not available
to people who have to climb stairs to reach their apartments.  not
recommended for those suffering from carpal tunnel.  wrist cow and
pocket milker may not be available in all areas.  offer void where
prohibited by local livestock laws.)
lumen
response 163 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 5 22:35 UTC 1999

I have lived in small cities that were either near to the county or had 
pockets of county in them, and it reminds me of the time I found a cow 
in somebody's backyard, and I don't mean a fenced off dirt area or 
pasture.
jazz
response 164 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 6 17:37 UTC 1999

        I remember the first time I saw a cow.  I was hunting in my
great-uncle's property, which amounts to a sizable chunk of Southwestern
Pennsylvania, and I chanced across a few in a pen.  I've honestly never been
so tempted to put a creature out of it's misery, yet I resisted.  Nothing
should have to suffer with being bred into such dullness ...
gypsi
response 165 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 6 18:31 UTC 1999

I have cow-print pajamas, but they're made out of cotton.  =)
brighn
response 166 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 6 23:22 UTC 1999

John, are you suggesting the REAL cruelty is in letting cows live? ;}
jazz
response 167 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 7 01:52 UTC 1999

        No, I'm explicitly stating it. :)
lise
response 168 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 7 06:12 UTC 1999

Julie & Jon - you're married now? Congratulations!!!
Goodness, I'm away for a while and look what a mean argument erupts.
Ah, but the world is full of people attempting to convert others to 
their own belief system, the only true one, whatever it might be.
He must be an evangelist? They are hell bent (heh) on eradicating 
Mormonism. I recall the anti-Mormom propaganda of my youth. 
Well, once again, congratualations, Jon & Julie!
bookworm
response 169 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 8 00:43 UTC 1999

Who's an evangelist?  What's the reason he wants to eradicate Mormonism?

Thank you for the Congrats.  
lumen
response 170 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 8 07:59 UTC 1999

Kari, I don't think so, although I think he supposedly has his own 
church.  No, I think there are just some g/l/b's who are very very upset 
with the Latter-Day Saints because there are g/l/b members who face a 
decision.
lumen
response 171 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 8 07:59 UTC 1999

Oh, and by the way, thanks for the congratulations.  Drop us a line when 
you can.
void
response 172 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 9 04:46 UTC 1999

   didn't the southern baptists recently decide that they need to
convert the mormons to christianity?
i
response 173 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 9 23:53 UTC 1999

Or was that convert women into obedient servants?
brown
response 174 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 10 00:14 UTC 1999

y'know jonny ol' boy i missed that one also,
know the wedding was comming shorty..
htings have been a bit hectic here and 
"i done fergetted"
congrats you 2
bookworm
response 175 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 10 06:19 UTC 1999

That's okay.  Thing's been so hectic here, we'd have forgotten ourselves 
if we hadn't been the star attraction..er..I mean, guests of honor.

lumen
response 176 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 11 06:15 UTC 1999

resp:172 Yep.
resp:174 S'ok-- gee, we should have sent you a wedding announcement!
Hrm, I need to pester Julie about sending a pic of us for the Grexers webpage
since some of you want to see a pic
bookworm
response 177 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 22 07:58 UTC 1999

I have a pic all ready to scan.  Just haven't had time or brains enough 
to get to a scanner and scan it into the system, yet.  Soon, though, I 
hope.
lumen
response 178 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 22 22:28 UTC 1999

We can mail it to the webmistress of grexers.nether.net if necessary.
bookworm
response 179 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 23 05:29 UTC 1999

yeah, but can you guarantee I'll get the photo back.  It's the only copy 
of that particular photo that we have and it happens to be your fave.
lumen
response 180 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 24 00:09 UTC 1999

Oh, right.  That one.  I think we should take a pic in all our leather  
:)
bookworm
response 181 of 254: Mark Unseen   Feb 26 05:33 UTC 1999

That would be lot's o' fun.  I still have flim in my camera.
lumen
response 182 of 254: Mark Unseen   Mar 1 02:39 UTC 1999

hehe-- we are the only ones keeping the conf active at the moment!

hrm, I suppose there isn't anything to talk about at the minute.
bookworm
response 183 of 254: Mark Unseen   Mar 1 03:26 UTC 1999

Guess not.  :)  Wanna smooch?
keesan
response 184 of 254: Mark Unseen   Mar 1 22:33 UTC 1999

How is married life?
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