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| 25 new of 46 responses total. |
orinoco
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response 13 of 46:
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Jul 19 02:03 UTC 1998 |
I vote for pepperoni and black olive, or perhaps pineapple and yellow pepper.
But no anchovies.
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i
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response 14 of 46:
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Jul 20 00:55 UTC 1998 |
This "free" choice and "free" society thing sounds a lot like a "free"
lunch. What's the catch, and how bad are we gonna get burned? Can we
pay up front instead? Will orinoco get Limburger-stuffed-stone-ground-
organic-hops-crust pizza?
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remmers
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response 15 of 46:
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Jul 20 13:21 UTC 1998 |
Ah my -- the rationalizations people come up with for not exercising
their rights at the ballot box. <snord sighs>
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lee
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response 16 of 46:
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Jul 20 19:24 UTC 1998 |
I vote for green peppers, mushrooms and onions. No meat please. Do we
get soft drinks too if we vote?
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alfee
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response 17 of 46:
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Jul 21 00:53 UTC 1998 |
I vote that we do, and rescind my former unequivocal NO on
this point only.
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remmers
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response 18 of 46:
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Jul 21 03:34 UTC 1998 |
Ah, it's good to see the electorate exercise their franchise.
Keep those votes coming!
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lee
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response 19 of 46:
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Jul 21 19:02 UTC 1998 |
energizer bunny votes! they just keep coming and coming...
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i
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response 20 of 46:
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Jul 23 23:06 UTC 1998 |
<i keeps busy stuffing fresh batteries into dead Energizer Bunnies and
sending them back to the polls>
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remmers
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response 21 of 46:
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Jul 25 12:34 UTC 1998 |
You, sir, are someone who takes his voting seriously. Kudos!
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orinoco
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response 22 of 46:
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Aug 8 16:02 UTC 1998 |
I vote for longer ears and a shorter work week.
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i
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response 23 of 46:
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Aug 15 16:35 UTC 1998 |
You're wasting your vote unless they're willing to serve if elected.
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orinoco
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response 24 of 46:
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Aug 15 18:10 UTC 1998 |
Are they serving lunch or dinner? Will they serve breakfast after 11:30? These
are important issues, mind you.
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i
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response 25 of 46:
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Aug 16 00:21 UTC 1998 |
The Evergizer Bunny Cafe is 24-hour with a breakfast bar from 4AM to 4PM,
but, except for the rattlesnake dishes, it's totally vegan. Be warned that
the wait staff is *really* pushy - "we keep serving and serving and serving
and serving..." is their motto. Oh, and it's all non-smoking.
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remmers
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response 26 of 46:
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Aug 16 03:06 UTC 1998 |
Let's take a cue from that wait staff and keep VOTING and VOTING and
VOTING and VOTING!
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lee
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response 27 of 46:
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Aug 18 13:27 UTC 1998 |
Okay. I vote for breakfast. At dawn. No champagne needed.
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orinoco
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response 28 of 46:
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Aug 18 18:33 UTC 1998 |
I vote for champagne bubbles, but no champagne. And a light breakfast of donut
holes and chicken lips.
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lee
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response 29 of 46:
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Aug 20 14:27 UTC 1998 |
Bagels. REAL bagels, cream cheese and lox.
And something non-carbonated. Maybe coffee. Cappuccino. No,
mochaccino.
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orinoco
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response 30 of 46:
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Aug 20 17:10 UTC 1998 |
Maraschino?
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remmers
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response 31 of 46:
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Aug 21 19:04 UTC 1998 |
And how will we pay for all this?
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orinoco
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response 32 of 46:
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Aug 22 01:45 UTC 1998 |
With our immortal souls. Any questions?
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i
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response 33 of 46:
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Aug 22 04:28 UTC 1998 |
Voting is our sacred right. Ability to pay has nothing to do with it.
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remmers
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response 34 of 46:
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Aug 22 12:54 UTC 1998 |
Of course we do not pay to vote. But we all pay for the results
of our voting.
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i
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response 35 of 46:
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Aug 22 18:22 UTC 1998 |
<i can't help but feel that #34 would sound more enigmatic if his
understanding was better>
"Holy bouncing Pyramids, Batman! It's a giant man-eating tofu!"
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lee
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response 36 of 46:
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Aug 26 15:22 UTC 1998 |
Charge it on...something. Somebody's gotta have a code...
Are we ordering tofu for breakfast too? Or tartufo?
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orinoco
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response 37 of 46:
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Aug 26 22:27 UTC 1998 |
How about buffalo? Or Newport?
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