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Grex > Agora56 > #17: The Humour Item (Extract U's To Taste) | |
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mary
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response 125 of 203:
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Feb 2 13:00 UTC 2006 |
The following is not true. Mostly.
http://inspectionnews.com/ubb/uploads/thisexplaineverything1.jpg
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charcat
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response 126 of 203:
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Feb 4 01:25 UTC 2006 |
heh, very funny Mary,,,, "God gave man a penis and a brain, but only
enough blood to run one at a time".
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scott
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response 127 of 203:
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Feb 4 01:38 UTC 2006 |
Re 119: I thought the punchline was going to be something like "...and #6,
you're blonde too!".
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aruba
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response 128 of 203:
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Feb 8 01:01 UTC 2006 |
Re #125: Ha! I like that one.
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trap
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response 129 of 203:
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Feb 12 16:44 UTC 2006 |
why did god invent AIDS?
to decrease the number of jewish faggots.
:)
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rcurl
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response 130 of 203:
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Feb 12 19:15 UTC 2006 |
What a jerk.
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naftee
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response 131 of 203:
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Feb 13 22:53 UTC 2006 |
where do you send jews that can't focus ?
a concentration camp !@
:(
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tod
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response 132 of 203:
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Feb 13 23:55 UTC 2006 |
I dont get it
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naftee
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response 133 of 203:
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Feb 14 01:12 UTC 2006 |
that's my line @!
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gull
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response 134 of 203:
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Feb 14 01:48 UTC 2006 |
Into the ritalin chamber!
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twenex
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response 135 of 203:
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Feb 21 13:41 UTC 2006 |
Have a look at THIS!:
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1212959,00.html
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nharmon
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response 136 of 203:
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Feb 25 05:04 UTC 2006 |
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6553260189868317794
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slynne
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response 137 of 203:
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Feb 26 02:01 UTC 2006 |
Last December when I saw snl's "Lazy Sunday" clip, I thought it was
about the best thing they had done in ages. I still think that. But this
one is ever better, imho.
http://lazymuncie.com/
It is best if you've already watched "Lazy Sunday" and "Lazy Monday"
though.
Lazy Sunday is available on NBC's webpage:
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/
Lazy Monday is available on YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdZF8GGA5r8
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remmers
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response 138 of 203:
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Mar 2 12:16 UTC 2006 |
Toy Story 2 / Requiem for a Dream mashup:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_oBBFretjPs
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charcat
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response 139 of 203:
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Mar 4 00:42 UTC 2006 |
from this weeks phc newsletter...
Pretty Good Joke,
"Doc, I can't stop singning 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."
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mcnally
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response 140 of 203:
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Mar 4 01:47 UTC 2006 |
Since I don't remember Tom Jones' cover of "The Green, Green Grass of Home"
I'd probably have changed the joke to use "What's New Pussycat?" but it's
still pretty groan-worthy..
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nharmon
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response 141 of 203:
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Mar 5 03:13 UTC 2006 |
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=6609548779
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nharmon
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response 142 of 203:
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Mar 6 02:18 UTC 2006 |
http://www.amifatwaornot.org
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remmers
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response 143 of 203:
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Mar 8 11:18 UTC 2006 |
Real Life Simpsons Intro: http://youtube.com/watch?v=49IDp76kjPw
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charcat
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response 144 of 203:
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Mar 9 00:23 UTC 2006 |
WOW!
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charcat
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response 145 of 203:
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Mar 11 01:10 UTC 2006 |
LAME JOKE OF THE WEEK,,,,
Guy walks into a bar with a pig with a wooden leg. Bartender says, "Hey,
how did the pig get the wooden leg? Guy says, "As I was climbing in the
Himalayas, I fell into a crevasse, and that pig pulled me to safety."
"Wow," says the bartender, "but how did he get the wooden leg?"
The guy says, "Well, we were dog-sledding on the frozen tundra when we
cut over a patch of ice. Suddenly, a killer whale broke through the ice
and attacked me, but that pig fought off the orca and saved my life!"
"Yeah, okay," says the bartender a little impatiently, "but how did he
get the wooden leg?"
"Well, as I was surfing in Hawaii, I was overcome by a huge wave. That
pig gave me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and saved my life!"
"BUT HOW DID HE GET THE WOODEN LEG?" says the bartender.
"Well," says the guy, "a pig like that you don't eat all at once."
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nharmon
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response 146 of 203:
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Mar 11 16:44 UTC 2006 |
http://www.cowabduction.com/
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other
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response 147 of 203:
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Mar 12 16:33 UTC 2006 |
It's pretty easy to make fun of the antler guy. :)
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mcnally
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response 148 of 203:
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Mar 14 23:16 UTC 2006 |
Ever come up later with a seemingly perfect zinger, that
perfect thing you *should* have said in some situation?
Every once in a while you manage to come up with the right
thing at the right time, as this gentleman reputedly did..
Making the rounds on the net:
On Wednesday, March 1st, 2006, in Annapolis
at a hearing on the proposed Constitutional
Amendment to prohibit gay marriage, Jamie
Raskin, professor of law at AU, was requested
to testify.
At the end of his testimony, Republican Senator
Nancy Jacobs said: "Mr. Raskin, my Bible says
marriage is only between a man and a woman.
What do you have to say about that?"
Raskin replied: "Senator, when you took your
oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible
and swore to uphold the Constitution. You did
not place your hand on the Constitution and
swear to uphold the Bible."
The room erupted into applause.
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scholar
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response 149 of 203:
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Mar 15 06:43 UTC 2006 |
that's fine, and better than most people will ever do, but you must have very
low standards of achievement if you think that's perfect!
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