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oval
response 100 of 129: Mark Unseen   Jun 21 01:27 UTC 2002

or an inanimate object with an orifice.

orinoco
response 101 of 129: Mark Unseen   Jun 21 01:45 UTC 2002

I don't think toys count as 'slutty,' really.  A sex toy with scruples and
discretion would probably be considered defective...
mynxcat
response 102 of 129: Mark Unseen   Jun 21 16:51 UTC 2002

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i
response 103 of 129: Mark Unseen   Jun 22 01:07 UTC 2002

It depends - does it say anything about scruples or discretion on the
personality module that you just plugged into your Bimbobot(r)?  Did
you pay enough attention to know?  Or did you download a pirate person-
ality and flash it into a hotwired pm?  Count yourself lucky if the
pirate per' wasn't rescripted by some sicko with torture fantasies, Mr.
Flasher!
oval
response 104 of 129: Mark Unseen   Jun 24 07:22 UTC 2002

i dunno that grapefruit is probably pretty discrete before someone cuts a
hole in it and has his way with it, even with his brand new prince albert.

lelande
response 105 of 129: Mark Unseen   Jun 24 09:14 UTC 2002

the cherry 2000 is a high class model.
jazz
response 106 of 129: Mark Unseen   Jun 24 17:04 UTC 2002

        This shit is getting a might weird ...
mynxcat
response 107 of 129: Mark Unseen   Jun 24 21:32 UTC 2002

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jaklumen
response 108 of 129: Mark Unseen   Jun 25 08:24 UTC 2002

hey man, you ain't seen the half of it.
jazz
response 109 of 129: Mark Unseen   Jun 25 16:37 UTC 2002

        ... and this is coming from a man who's seen things.  I mean, just this
morning, I heard the theme song to Gilligan's Island sung to the tune of
Amazing Grace (it works, try it) and heard the subject of necrophillia
discussed before noon.
phenix
response 110 of 129: Mark Unseen   Jun 25 22:34 UTC 2002

better is gilligan's island sung to the tune of that led zepplin song
orinoco
response 111 of 129: Mark Unseen   Jun 26 00:19 UTC 2002

Er... which Led Zeppelin song would that be?  I suppose you could do it to
the first half of Stairway to Heaven, but after that "if there's a bustle in
your hedgerow" bit it wouldn't work out so well.
cyklone
response 112 of 129: Mark Unseen   Jun 26 02:09 UTC 2002

Is this the slutty phases or slutty phrases item?
mynxcat
response 113 of 129: Mark Unseen   Jun 26 02:51 UTC 2002

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jaklumen
response 114 of 129: Mark Unseen   Jun 26 09:41 UTC 2002

resp:111 It's already been done, Dan-- a tune called "Stairway to 
Gilligan's Isle" and Dr. Demento has played on the show in the past.  
Betcha dimes to dollars Tim Ryan has a copy of it.
director
response 115 of 129: Mark Unseen   Apr 4 03:17 UTC 2003

I just have to say that I have the utmoast respect for women especially when
they are in there slutty phases.  How can you tell a women is in her slutty
phase though? Now that is the question?
enter
stop
jazz
response 116 of 129: Mark Unseen   Apr 4 15:48 UTC 2003

        Because they'll loudly announce how they just broke up with their
boyfriend, if they're interested in you (either as potential dating or ONS
material, or as someone to have around to bolster their self-esteem).
jaklumen
response 117 of 129: Mark Unseen   Apr 4 20:37 UTC 2003

or they go around announcing to everyone else how great the fucking is 
with so-and-so.
cyklone
response 118 of 129: Mark Unseen   Apr 4 21:45 UTC 2003

It's all about booty language . . . .
i
response 119 of 129: Mark Unseen   Apr 5 01:15 UTC 2003

If she's going with a guy, she is no more than distantly polite.  If
she isn't going with a guy, she is very friendly to me, with a sort of
open & eager expression in her face & voice.

I'll be polite and maintain a definite distance from her, but respect
is too nice a word for my attitude.
jazz
response 120 of 129: Mark Unseen   Apr 6 00:56 UTC 2003

        I guess the question is really how to *get* with someone who's in
that phase.  I'm not entirely sure why you'd want to, but hey, whatever
works.

        If you're curious whether someone's seeing someone, it's pretty easy
to figure out.  Just ask them.  Tap her on the shoulder and ask if she has
a beau.  Or approach it indirectly, like, "damn, I bet your boyfriend loves
that", or "I sure hope your boyfriend appreciates that."

        Well, that won't tell you whether they have one or not, but it'll
tell you if they want you to think they do. :P
vidar
response 121 of 129: Mark Unseen   Apr 6 21:31 UTC 2003

Well, it's not the original topic, but I should do that.  There's this 
woman in RoS whom I like, but I don't know if she's seeing anyone.  
Granted, even just asking will be hard, I rarely have an opening for 
flirting or it's awkward to create one.
phenix
response 122 of 129: Mark Unseen   Apr 7 15:40 UTC 2003

they just go up and ask if she's like some luv juice
vidar
response 123 of 129: Mark Unseen   Apr 7 17:27 UTC 2003

I've accidentally scared enough people I'm interested in that I don't 
want to seem like frightening her is my intention.  What I have found, 
however, is that if you just up front ask somebody out, if they're 
seeing somebody they mention that when they tell you no.

Next time I see her, I'll ask her out on something minor.  Like a drink 
after Ring (not the alcoholic kind, she's a little young for that).
jazz
response 124 of 129: Mark Unseen   Apr 8 14:00 UTC 2003

        I have the opposite experience;  if you're asking someone out, and
they're seeing someone, they don't often tell you at all.  May have to do with
the people I ask versus the ones you ask, though.
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