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scott
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If you could teach your pet one (and only one) new thing...
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Sep 20 23:54 UTC 1999 |
So if you could train your pet in one specific concept, even a non-simple one,
what would it be?
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scott
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response 1 of 23:
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Sep 20 23:55 UTC 1999 |
Mine would be to teach my cats that messes should be made on the floor, not
the carpet. I wouldn't mind vomit, mouse parts, and the occasional poop
nearly as much. For some reason cats like to make messes on soft surfaces.
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gypsi
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response 2 of 23:
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Sep 21 00:21 UTC 1999 |
I would teach the kitties that the computer table is an evil, evil place.
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jerome
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response 3 of 23:
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Sep 21 03:12 UTC 1999 |
But if you do that, they'll jump up there to protect you whenever you're near
it.
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jiffer
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response 4 of 23:
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Sep 21 04:57 UTC 1999 |
I would teach scott to stay off the kitchen counters.
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gypsi
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response 5 of 23:
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Sep 21 05:16 UTC 1999 |
<falls down laughing at an image of Scott Helmke crawling around on Jiff's
counters>
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scott
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response 6 of 23:
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Sep 21 21:10 UTC 1999 |
Use a squirt gun to discourage counter use by cats. Or, when you can't be
there, balance cookie sheets on the edge of the counter. When the cat tries
to make a smooth landing, crash! Very effective.
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mooncat
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response 7 of 23:
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Sep 22 00:46 UTC 1999 |
I would like to teach the cats to use the toliet instead of a litter
box... Much easier to clean. <grins>
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