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spock
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Granger's comments because jazz suggested it might make some of the readers laugh
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Jun 25 01:51 UTC 2003 |
I am going to post my ideas on the rules for men to get laid.
The following are rules if you are a single male . . .
(1) Leave the computer lab,
(2) Go home
(3) Take shower
(4) shave
(5) Use cologne
(6) Put on nice expensive looking clothes
(7) Go to local bar where girls well be
(8) Pick an attarctive lady and make eye contact, is she drinking? If yes
proceed,
(9) Go to her, talk to her for a few hours about something you have in common
with her, and listen and sincerely appreciate her interest in the subject.
(10) Ask her home.
(11) Look for condom store between bar and hotel/motel/residence.
(12) Do it!
The following are rules if you are a married male . . .
(1) Wake up your wife,
(2) Compliment her on appearance, smell, physical attribute,
(3) Undress and request essential hand release therapy.
(4) Do it!
Notice please the ease with which the married male well have, and the less
investment in time he has. As an option,
(1A) Do fifteen minutes of housework.
Upon completetion of instruction 1A wives well find a husband more sexually
desirable and this well lead to a greater frequency of the objective.
Men, you can do this!
I do it practically every single day.
-Sean Granger
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jazz
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response 1 of 48:
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Jun 25 03:14 UTC 2003 |
Any suggestions for the under-21 set, oh guru?
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jaklumen
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response 2 of 48:
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Jun 25 03:56 UTC 2003 |
I wonder if gift buying works. That always seemed to be a high-school-
-jr. college thing. (I could be wrong, depends if she's high
maintenance.)
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orinoco
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response 3 of 48:
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Jun 25 04:31 UTC 2003 |
Now, I don't wanna go claiming I had a typical high school experience, but
most of the girls I hung out with in high school would have been pretty
creeped out if someone bought them a gift out of the blue as a way of picking
them up.
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vidar
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response 4 of 48:
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Jun 25 12:30 UTC 2003 |
I'd juxtapose 3 and 4. But since one night stands don't interest me
and never have . . .
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phenix
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response 5 of 48:
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Jun 25 13:20 UTC 2003 |
eh. for under 21 just talk to her and hang on most words while still
maintaining an aloofness.
young girls tend to like the broody tpye
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jazz
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response 6 of 48:
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Jun 25 13:54 UTC 2003 |
At one point, having been tonguelashed by an ex-girlfriend about buying
flowers, I resolved to buy flowers on my next date with the person I was
seeing. It was, oddly enough, a disastrous mistake.
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jmsaul
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response 7 of 48:
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Jun 25 14:30 UTC 2003 |
I disagree with this one:
(5) Use cologne
A lot of women aren't cool with that at all.
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