A short lis of comparitive religions.

Apr 9 19:50 UTC 1994

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Fatalism: shit happens
Confucianism: Confucious say, Rshit happens.S
Calvinism: shit happens because you donUt work hard enough.
Buddhism: If this shit happens, It really isnUt shit.
Seventh Day Adventist: No shit on Saturday.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hedonism: ThereUs nothing like good shit happening.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Mormon: This shit is going to happen again.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Iranian Fundamentalist: You better stay off my shit list!
Moonies: Only happy shit really happens.
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Protestantism: Let this shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism: shit happens because you are BAD.
Judaism: Why is this shit always happening to us?
Hare Krishna: shit happens rama, rama.
Zoroastrianism: shit happens half the time.
Christian Science: This shit isnUt really happening
Extinstentialism: You create your own shit and make it happen.
Rastafarianism: LetUs smoke this shit!
Nihilism: Who gives a shit what happens?
JehovaUs Witnesses: Only 144,000 of us will get out of this shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens and maybe it doesnUt.
Southern Baptists: shit happens only to moderates.
Unitarianism: Any kind of shit you want happens.
Secular Humanism: There are valid reasons shit happens.
Analytical Philosophy: Define Rshit,S define Rhappen.S
Pangolossianism: With all this shit, there must be a pony around here
somewhere. Atheism: Sheeit! --- ============================>The
End<============================== ---Questions, Comments?

response 2 of 31:

Apr 9 20:54 UTC 1994

You sure like to swear a lot, don't you?
What the hell is Pangolossianism?
Would you care to indicate your feelings on: Satanism, Norse/Viking,
and Wicca?
Is "shit" your favourite word?