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It's an honor just to be nominated. You fuckers. Mark Unseen   Mar 15 12:33 UTC 2006

Here is E-listed E. Annie Proulx writing in the Guardian about the Oscar 
show:

"The people connected with Brokeback Mountain, including me, hoped that, 
having been nominated for eight Academy awards, it would get Best 
Picture as it had at the funny, lively Independent Spirit awards the day 
before. (If you are looking for smart judging based on merit, skip the 
Academy Awards next year and pay attention to the Independent Spirit 
choices.) We should have known conservative heffalump academy voters 
would have rather different ideas of what was stirring contemporary 
culture. Roughly 6,000 film industry voters, most in the Los Angeles 
area, many living cloistered lives behind wrought-iron gates or in 
deluxe rest-homes, out of touch not only with the shifting larger 
culture and the yeasty ferment that is America these days, but also out 
of touch with their own segregated city, decide which films are good. 
And rumour has it that Lions Gate inundated the academy voters with DVD 
copies of Trash - excuse me - Crash a few weeks before the ballot 
deadline. Next year we can look to the awards for controversial themes 
on the punishment of adulterers with a branding iron in the shape of the 
letter A, runaway slaves, and the debate over free silver.

"After a good deal of standing around admiring dresses and sucking up 
champagne, people obeyed the stentorian countdown commands to get in 
their seats as 'the show' was about to begin. There were orders to clap 
and the audience obediently clapped. From the first there was an 
atmosphere of insufferable self-importance emanating from 'the show' 
which, as the audience was reminded several times, was televised and 
being watched by billions of people all over the world. Those lucky 
watchers could get up any time they wished and do something worthwhile, 
like go to the bathroom. As in everything related to public 
extravaganzas, a certain soda pop figured prominently. There were 
montages, artfully meshed clips of films of yesteryear, live acts by 
Famous Talent, smart-ass jokes by Jon Stewart who was witty and quick, 
too witty, too quick, too eastern perhaps for the somewhat dim LA crowd. 
Both beautiful and household-name movie stars announced various prizes. 
None of the acting awards came Brokeback's way, you betcha. The prize, 
as expected, went to Philip Seymour Hoff-man for his brilliant portrayal 
of Capote, but in the months preceding the awards thing, there has been 
little discussion of acting styles and various approaches to character 
development by this year's nominees. Hollywood loves mimicry, the 
conversion of a film actor into the spittin' image of a once-living 
celeb. But which takes more skill, acting a person who strolled the 
boulevard a few decades ago and who left behind tapes, film, 
photographs, voice recordings and friends with strong memories, or the 
construction of characters from imagination and a few cold words on the 
page? I don't know. The subject never comes up. Cheers to David 
Strathairn, Joaquin Phoenix and Hoffman, but what about actors who start 
in the dark?

Everyone thanked their dear old mums, scout troop leaders, kids and 
consorts. More commercials, more quick wit, more clapping, beads of 
sweat, Stewart maybe wondering what evil star had lighted his way to 
this labour. Despite the technical expertise and flawlessly sleek set 
evocative of 1930s musicals, despite Dolly Parton whooping it up and 
Itzhak Perlman blending all the theme music into a single performance 
(he represented 'culchah'), there was a kind of provincial flavour to 
the proceedings reminiscent of a small-town talent-show night. Clapping 
wildly for bad stuff enhances this. There came an atrocious act from 
Hustle and Flow, Three 6 Mafia's violent rendition of 'It's Hard Out 
Here for a Pimp', a favourite with the audience who knew what it knew 
and liked. This was a big winner, a bushel of the magic gold-coated 
gelded godlings going to the rap group.

"The hours sped by on wings of boiler plate..."

...and so on and on.  You can see the whole article at 
http://books.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,,1727309,00.html

Proulx concludes her sour grapes rant with "For those who call this 
little piece a Sour Grapes Rant, play it as it lays" so at least she's 
on to herself by that much. If she'd said "highschool outcast sour 
grapes rant" she might've been closer. Does anybody else find her books 
unreadable?
40 responses total.
mary
response 1 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 15 14:17 UTC 2006

I'm embarrassed for the author.  Yuck.   
cross
response 2 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 15 15:20 UTC 2006

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edina
response 3 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 15 15:30 UTC 2006

Re 1  Ditto - I couldn't have said it better myself.

I'm a fan of "The Shipping News" (the book moreso than the movie), but after
this, it's going to take a lot to get me to read her stuff again.
slynne
response 4 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 15 18:06 UTC 2006

I actually like her writing style a lot. I read 'Brokeback Mountain' in 
The New Yorker and think it is probably her best work. It is one of the 
best short stories I have ever read actually. 

I never feel that I have to like the artist who is producing the work 
in order to like the work so I doubt this will effect my choice of 
reading material. 

FWIW, I think sour grapes is a normal reaction to disappointment. This 
piece, however, is a good reminder that one should probably keep one's 
sour grapes to oneself as much as possible. No one admires a sore loser 
but losing and being able to hold one's head high...well *that* is 
something. I am not always good at it but I sometimes think that in 
such circumstances "fake it until you make it" is good advice. 

On the other hand, I think some of Proulx's criticism of the Motion 
Picture Acadamy is fair. At least in as much as, imho, they dont tend 
to pick the best picture for Best Picture. There are all kinds of 
reasons films get picked and the quality of the film isnt necessarily 
the primary reason. The real question though is: would Proulx have made 
the same kind of statements about the Motion Picture Academy if 
Brokeback had won? From the tone of the above piece, I have to say that 
I doubt it. Maybe people associated with the film industry would do 
better to make their comments about the process before the Awards?
mcnally
response 5 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 15 18:56 UTC 2006

 re #0:  Definitely an ill-advised rant.  However, I wouldn't agree
 at all that Proulx's books are unreadable -- I've read (and re-read)
 "The Shipping News" and enjoyed it considerably.  Perhaps it doesn't
 deserve quite as much praise as it got but I read it after having
 returned from a trip through Atlantic Canada and while I can't speak
 to the characterizations I thought the prose managed to capture the
 harshness and isolation of the Newfoundland coast in a way that 
 was convincing.
happyboy
response 6 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 15 19:01 UTC 2006

HI MD!
cross
response 7 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 15 19:58 UTC 2006

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scholar
response 8 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 15 19:58 UTC 2006

proulx news sucks
trap
response 9 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 15 21:41 UTC 2006


         re# 0

         mrs. i-shoot-you-first-andask-questions-before, i wanted to 
         experiment on having the best sex with your daughter :) 
tod
response 10 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 15 21:46 UTC 2006

<sings an Alan Sherman ballad about Jewish pedigree>
scholar
response 11 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 15 21:46 UTC 2006

I want to have sex with md's daughter too.
trap
response 12 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 15 21:59 UTC 2006


           she's cute & has some nice ass to look at. let s talk about 
           her hairy pussy it's nice & wet 


           :)






scholar
response 13 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 15 22:17 UTC 2006

except it has an unlucky yeast infection.  :(
cross
response 14 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 16 00:33 UTC 2006

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trap
response 15 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 16 02:50 UTC 2006


            and you never got the handjob from her, did you? well, we all 
            know you're not exactly a moral man, you purulent mercenary.

            by the way, do you have any hot sisters to fuck, you lamer? 
cross
response 16 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 16 03:43 UTC 2006

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scholar
response 17 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 16 04:00 UTC 2006

The picture was posted years ago, and I've been saying I want to have sex with
her ever since.  I'm sure she's not all that much younger than me, if she's
younger than me at all!
trap
response 18 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 16 04:30 UTC 2006


            she loves to suck a cock & feel the cum all over her 
            face.




             :)
scholar
response 19 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 16 04:35 UTC 2006

 :)
trap
response 20 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 16 05:03 UTC 2006

           re# 16

           1. no sisters? shit. but in your case, instead of fucking 
           your sister, i prefer fucking your slut mom! 
        
           2. hmmm. i've learned that from stupid bastards like you. 
          






            :/
rcurl
response 21 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 16 06:26 UTC 2006

What a jerk...
scholar
response 22 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 16 06:46 UTC 2006

You're the one with 'painful genital warts'.
rcurl
response 23 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 16 06:53 UTC 2006

You're apparently not much better than trap. 
scholar
response 24 of 40: Mark Unseen   Mar 16 07:04 UTC 2006

You should ask your mother before you formulate your opinion about that!
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