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sabre
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Is MI really full of korn pone pussy?
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Jul 9 18:19 UTC 2003 |
I hear those bitches are hot-n-horny.
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jaklumen
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response 1 of 36:
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Jul 9 22:05 UTC 2003 |
The moralist is talkin' dirty... oooo
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spock
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response 2 of 36:
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Jul 9 22:07 UTC 2003 |
i think michigan is filled with hot ass bitches who fuck
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tod
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response 3 of 36:
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Jul 9 22:40 UTC 2003 |
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michaela
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response 4 of 36:
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Jul 9 23:44 UTC 2003 |
What the fuck is "korn pone"?
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tod
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response 5 of 36:
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Jul 9 23:52 UTC 2003 |
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orinoco
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response 6 of 36:
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Jul 10 00:09 UTC 2003 |
I thought it was related to grits somehow.
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slynne
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response 7 of 36:
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Jul 10 02:18 UTC 2003 |
I thought it was like corn mean. You know, you could make corn pone
muffins maybe ???
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slynne
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response 8 of 36:
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Jul 10 02:19 UTC 2003 |
Um. I mean corn MEAL. I dont know what kind of slip that was!
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pvn
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response 9 of 36:
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Jul 10 06:19 UTC 2003 |
Mix
1 cup cornmeal (white, yellow, blue, whatever)
1 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
Rub in
2 tbsp margarine, butter, lard, or bacon fat (in increasing order of
preference personally) until it is crumb-like
Mix in
1/3 - 1/2 cup water or milk (ditto)
Fry in a hot frying pan by spoonfuls in marge, butter, lard, or bacon
fat (ditto)
Good with butter, honey, jam etc.,
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edina
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response 10 of 36:
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Jul 10 15:16 UTC 2003 |
It's a line from "Hannibal".
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janc
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response 11 of 36:
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Jul 10 15:54 UTC 2003 |
Sounds more southern than midwestern. However, back half a century ago, a
good number of southerners moved to Detroit to work, so there are still
islands of vaguely southern culture around the city. I recommond heading
for downtown Detroit and asking people on the streets for "korn pone
pussy". I'm sure you'll be sent in the right direction.
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tod
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response 12 of 36:
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Jul 10 15:59 UTC 2003 |
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spock
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response 13 of 36:
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Jul 10 16:21 UTC 2003 |
interestingly enough no one gives this decent young man a serious response.
the boy just is curious if we have a lot of attractive available females in
detroit
or rather in michigan
give him a serious response,
yes, if you come to detroit looking for a bride you well find one,
go to a place called coamerica park,
walk around,
and introduce yourself
youll do fine,
tell them mister spock sent you,
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tod
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Jul 10 16:23 UTC 2003 |
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sabre
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response 15 of 36:
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Jul 10 16:35 UTC 2003 |
"korn pone pussy" is used in this context to desribe the hot midwestern babes
that live in the midwestern corn belt. They are said to be hornier than most
women due to the availability of corn cobs. It is said that they begin to
masturbate at a young age because the proper materials are so available. Such
constant stimulation has a dramatic affect on thier libido. Does that answer
your question michaela? Are you a "korn pone" hottie?
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janc
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Jul 10 16:46 UTC 2003 |
Well, you seem to know more about the midwest than I do. Probably comes from
*not* living here in the midwest. I don't get out much, owing to the miles
of cornfields around my house. It's just too far to go to visit the
neighbors. I have no idea if they are hot or not. Some of the dairy cows
are kind of cute though.
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sabre
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response 17 of 36:
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Jul 10 16:50 UTC 2003 |
Hmmm janc you sound like a woman whose libido has been stimulated.
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jazz
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response 18 of 36:
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Jul 10 16:58 UTC 2003 |
Sabre sounds like he just hit on a guy. :)
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sabre
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response 19 of 36:
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Jul 10 17:07 UTC 2003 |
Is "Jan Wolter" a MALE? In that case I withdraw my last statement.
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tod
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response 20 of 36:
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Jul 10 17:13 UTC 2003 |
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sabre
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response 21 of 36:
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Jul 10 17:35 UTC 2003 |
lol......
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janc
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response 22 of 36:
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Jul 10 17:49 UTC 2003 |
You get tourists out about where you live? Golly, I'd like to get some
tourists. They'd say, "Excuse me farmer, do you know the way to Detroit?"
and I'd chaw some and say, "Cain't get there from here, tourist." Gawd,
that'd be fun. But I don't don't get no tourists, leastwise not since the
bridge done washed out.
I ain't a woman and I ain't never heard of no Libbiddo. Howsoever, I've got
me a pretty good condition '73 Ranchero out on blocks in the front yard. Alls
I gotta do is replace the suspension bushings and she'll be as good as any
man's car.
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tod
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response 23 of 36:
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Jul 10 19:37 UTC 2003 |
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md
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response 24 of 36:
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Jul 10 19:58 UTC 2003 |
Is metro Detroit really the midwest? If you look at a map, it's in the
northeastern quadrant of the 48, in the eastern time zone and
everything. It's no more "midwest" than, say, Alabama. You hear this
called "the Great Lakes region" sometimes, which makes more sense.
How about Ohio? Is that considered the "midwest"?
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