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polytarp
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Girl.
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Jul 21 14:35 UTC 2003 |
I'm looking for a girlfriend. All applicants apply below. I have a handsome
German face.
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other
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response 1 of 44:
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Jul 21 14:48 UTC 2003 |
Good luck. If anything comes of this, I'm sure we'll read about it in
the Weekly World News.
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polytarp
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response 2 of 44:
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Jul 21 14:51 UTC 2003 |
You're not a girl, other.
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other
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response 3 of 44:
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Jul 21 15:17 UTC 2003 |
Gosh, thanks for clarifying that for me. I NEVER would have figured that
one out on my own. :)
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sj2
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response 4 of 44:
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Jul 21 17:32 UTC 2003 |
Let me know if this works :)
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slynne
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response 5 of 44:
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Jul 21 19:46 UTC 2003 |
OH DARN. I think you are too young for me. DRAT.
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mynxcat
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response 6 of 44:
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Jul 21 20:01 UTC 2003 |
You're in the wrong country. And besides, I like naftee better
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krj
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response 7 of 44:
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Jul 21 21:14 UTC 2003 |
Stranger things have happened. "Every pot has a lid," as an old
girlfriend used to say.
Maybe we could resurrect the old M-net online dating package -- "match,"
I think it was called.
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torvalds
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response 8 of 44:
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Jul 22 00:28 UTC 2003 |
life is .......dead is ..............
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mynxcat
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response 9 of 44:
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Jul 22 17:30 UTC 2003 |
Every pot hs a lid. Point to note, Mine Me ( I forget his real name)
is going to get married. All 2 feet some odd inches of him is going to
marry a woman who is 6 ft 2 inches tall.
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cross
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response 10 of 44:
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Jul 22 17:39 UTC 2003 |
This response has been erased.
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twenex
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response 11 of 44:
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Jul 22 17:40 UTC 2003 |
It's very nice of you to ask, poly, but in case it slipped your mind, i'm a
bloke.
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polytarp
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response 12 of 44:
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Jul 22 19:07 UTC 2003 |
I never suggested you were, you fucking fop fag.
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slynne
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response 13 of 44:
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Jul 22 19:42 UTC 2003 |
Every pot might have a lid but what if you are a frying pan?
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novomit
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response 14 of 44:
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Jul 22 19:45 UTC 2003 |
All pans are pots.
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slynne
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response 15 of 44:
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Jul 22 19:54 UTC 2003 |
Ah, well I can tell you people that my frying pans never had lids.
Anyhow, the thing is, I dont believe there is just one true love for
anyone or even one true love for everyone. There are lots of people who
never find it and lots of people who find it more than once. :)
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mynxcat
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response 16 of 44:
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Jul 22 20:29 UTC 2003 |
Re 10> No, but you're not naftee, either
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keesan
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response 17 of 44:
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Jul 22 20:37 UTC 2003 |
I cook everything with a lid on.
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janc
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response 18 of 44:
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Jul 22 20:38 UTC 2003 |
Well, there are many lids that fit most pots too. However, there are pots
with no lids.
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mary
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response 19 of 44:
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Jul 22 21:11 UTC 2003 |
How did we get from "lid for every pot" meaning "one true love"?
Set the standards high enough and nobody has a date. ;-)
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cross
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response 20 of 44:
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Jul 23 02:31 UTC 2003 |
This response has been erased.
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sholmes
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response 21 of 44:
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Jul 23 03:46 UTC 2003 |
I cook everything with my shorts and tshirt on.
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mynxcat
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response 22 of 44:
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Jul 23 13:46 UTC 2003 |
somersault - where?
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sabre
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response 23 of 44:
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Jul 23 14:55 UTC 2003 |
Hey polytarp
scott and jmsaul will let you buttfuck them.
They will probally blow you also.
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gull
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response 24 of 44:
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Jul 23 15:19 UTC 2003 |
My frying pan has a lid. It's hard to make a really good fried egg
without one.
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