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bdh3
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Lets do haiku
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Nov 29 09:24 UTC 2000 |
Gore erection,
Tipper chokes,
Barfs.
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bdh3
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response 1 of 24:
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Nov 29 09:26 UTC 2000 |
Fiery the angel fell,
Deep thunder rolled along lee shores,
Burning with the fires of ork.
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bdh3
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response 2 of 24:
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Nov 29 09:33 UTC 2000 |
Fasting on a slice of melon,
The farmer's daughter weeps
maggots.
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scott
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response 3 of 24:
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Nov 29 13:31 UTC 2000 |
Dubya cheats, Al-the-pal bleats
Bodega has beer
bdh is drunk
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remmers
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response 4 of 24:
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Nov 29 16:18 UTC 2000 |
This one is titled: High School Play Selection Process
Copyright 1999 by John H. Remmers
No guys trying out,
All much too busy with sports,
"Twelve Angry Women".
And then we have: Joke Haiku
Horse walks into bar,
The bartender asks the horse,
"Hey, why the long face?"
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flem
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response 5 of 24:
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Nov 29 18:01 UTC 2000 |
#3 has my vote. :)
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scott
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response 6 of 24:
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Nov 29 20:38 UTC 2000 |
Weird... for once in my life this is actually sort of interesting.
Truck mom - bat out of hell
Don't fuck with me, punk!
I bought it for safety.
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danr
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response 7 of 24:
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Nov 29 22:59 UTC 2000 |
I don't like haiku,
No Japanophile am I,
What weird poetry.
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birdy
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response 8 of 24:
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Nov 30 01:14 UTC 2000 |
Haiku is stupid.
Why does everyone write it?
I've never liked it.
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mcnally
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response 9 of 24:
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Nov 30 02:25 UTC 2000 |
Talentless poets
make fun of haiku form and
think themselves clever.
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rcurl
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response 10 of 24:
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Nov 30 07:07 UTC 2000 |
Haiku is haiku.
Cannot you understand that?
Haiku is hiaku.
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remmers
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response 11 of 24:
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Nov 30 11:55 UTC 2000 |
(True, and I think most of the stuff people are posting isn't...)
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happyboy
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response 12 of 24:
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Nov 30 12:28 UTC 2000 |
basho they aint
but ah shore aint him m'self
he wuz perty good!
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beeswing
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response 13 of 24:
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Nov 30 14:34 UTC 2000 |
five syllables for first
seven for the second line
five for the last, duh
(5,7,5, people!!!)
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gelinas
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response 14 of 24:
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Nov 30 17:48 UTC 2000 |
<COMMENT>
You shoulda substituted an appostrophe for the second syllable of "syllables":
I count six in that line. ;)
</COMMENT>
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carson
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response 15 of 24:
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Nov 30 18:05 UTC 2000 |
(is it not haiku?
maybe I forgot something.
I do that in fall.)
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remmers
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response 16 of 24:
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Nov 30 18:38 UTC 2000 |
Haikus translated from other languages don't necessarily follow
the (5, 7, 5) pattern. Then too, a Haiku must meet other requirements
besides number of syllables per line. The two I posted probably
weren't genuine haiku, although the first is closer than the
second.
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albaugh
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response 17 of 24:
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Nov 30 20:58 UTC 2000 |
Aych Eh Eye Kay Ewe
Spells haiku, that is most true
Ms. Stark, say "Hi" Coo.
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