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russ
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Summer's the time for laughs
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Jun 23 03:21 UTC 2003 |
Just heard a rib tickler? Share it here.
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naftee
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response 1 of 93:
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Jun 23 03:28 UTC 2003 |
Yeah, why'd you send me that tel?
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polytarp
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response 2 of 93:
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Jun 23 03:46 UTC 2003 |
Please share the tel with the rest of the crass.
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naftee
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response 3 of 93:
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Jun 23 03:48 UTC 2003 |
I lost it, but it was something about calling ts a liar and a theif
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polytarp
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response 4 of 93:
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Jun 23 03:57 UTC 2003 |
Oh. Yeah, Russ has a long standing Rage with poor TSTY.
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dcat
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response 5 of 93:
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Jun 23 16:07 UTC 2003 |
Q: What do you get if you cross an mouse with a elephant?
A: Mouse elephant sin theta.
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tod
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response 6 of 93:
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Jun 23 16:24 UTC 2003 |
This response has been erased.
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gregb
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response 7 of 93:
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Jun 23 16:28 UTC 2003 |
Whew! I thought I'd be the only one.
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aruba
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response 8 of 93:
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Jun 23 16:40 UTC 2003 |
Heh. I get it.
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jazz
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response 9 of 93:
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Jun 23 16:43 UTC 2003 |
Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mountain
goat?
A: Nothing. You can't cross a "scaler" (scalar) with anything.
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eskarina
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response 10 of 93:
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Jun 23 16:45 UTC 2003 |
<chuckle>
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tod
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response 11 of 93:
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Jun 23 16:54 UTC 2003 |
This response has been erased.
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mynxcat
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response 12 of 93:
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Jun 23 17:06 UTC 2003 |
Something that's not a vector.
Very geeky joke. I feel my geek-meter go up, just because I understood
that one
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drew
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response 13 of 93:
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Jun 23 17:29 UTC 2003 |
Elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
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naftee
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response 14 of 93:
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Jun 23 17:42 UTC 2003 |
drew; past of draw
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oval
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response 15 of 93:
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Jun 23 18:11 UTC 2003 |
>GLOBAL ECONOMICS DE-MYSTIFIED
>
>SOCIALISM:
>You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
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>COMMUNISM:
>You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and
>gives you some milk.
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>FASCISM:
>You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and
>sells you some milk.
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>NAZISM:
>You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and
>shoots you.
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>BUREAUCRATISM:
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>You have 2 cows; the Government takes both,
>shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away...
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>TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
>You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
>Your herd multiplies,and the economy grows. You sell them and
>retire on the income.
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>AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
>You have two cows. You sell one, and force the
>other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a
>consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
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>A FRENCH CORPORATION:
>You have two cows. You go on strike because you
>want three cows.
>A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
>You have two cows. You redesign them so they are
>one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times
>the milk.
>You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and
>market them
>World-Wide.
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>A GERMAN CORPORATION:
>You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100
>years,eat once a month, and milk themselves.
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>A BRITISH CORPORATION:
>You have two cows. Both are mad.
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>AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
>You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for
>lunch.
>A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
>You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows.You
>count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
>You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting
>cows and
>open another bottle of vodka.
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>A SWISS CORPORATION:
>You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others
>for storing them.
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>A CHINESE CORPORATION:
>You have two cows. You have 300 people milking
>them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and
>arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
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>AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION:
>You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute...
>AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
>You have two cows. You worship them.
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