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Jun 23 15:17 UTC 2004

        More horrible than any horror film!!

        I am shreiking in horror!

        Evidently there is a remake of
        Manchurian Candidate about to be
        released. I am so horrified,
        that I need to play a soothing
        game of solitaire.

        Starring Terrible Meryl Streep
        (screams in horror) as . .
        'Angela Lansbury'! (faints)

        Maybe Jon Voight will save it.
        Or maybe monkeys will fly out of his
        ears. With The Gulf War as a stunt double
        for the Korean War. From the dude who
        brought us Silence of the Cramps.

        Wait, IMDB has made some mistake,
        it's not filed under genre = horror.