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tom67
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TFJ--The Fart Journal!!!
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Oct 14 17:30 UTC 1994 |
Welcome to TFJ--the fart journal, where something stinks around here.
---Remember, you can stand your friends, you can stand your farts, but you
can't stand your friends farts!
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tom67
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response 1 of 6:
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Oct 14 17:35 UTC 1994 |
Fart #1 by Heidi Noyes (yes that's her real name!)
The Period Fart:
The only fart with a rotating schedule since it can only happen every 28
days during a woman's menstrual cycle. Fairly Harmless Odor. Vicious
gurgle seein' how it must pass through a bubbling stream of bloodclots
caked on a maxi-pad. Fairly disconcerting to the farter but not anyone else.
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tom67
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response 2 of 6:
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Oct 14 17:39 UTC 1994 |
Fart #2 also by Heidi Noyes (still her real name!)
Hemorrhoid Fart:
a sharp, burning fart which tears the flesh. Rancid Smelling. Out of
control as is usually the case with a hemorrhoid-infected a**. Usually Loud
Usually Long. Can squirt blood if powerful enough.
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cyberpnk
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response 3 of 6:
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Oct 15 17:30 UTC 1994 |
The Bill Clinton Fart:'But I didn't inhale...'
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tom67
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response 4 of 6:
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Nov 21 16:46 UTC 1994 |
Fart #3 by Thomas Allen Hendricks and Sam Markewich
House-Theatre Fart
a silent, deadly fart which lingers throughout a performance given in a
small space. no one (except the farter, of course) including all performers
and audience members is safe from this one!
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cyberpnk
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response 5 of 6:
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Jan 3 21:56 UTC 1995 |
Fartvergnugen: the pleasure of breaking wind
A royal Egyptian passing gas is a toot uncommon
Fartfignewton: Cookie Flatulence
German for constipation: Farfrompoopin!
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tom67
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response 6 of 6:
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Apr 3 23:47 UTC 1995 |
...I think we'll *end* on that *note* :-{)>
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