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orinoco
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the acorns are coming!
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Mar 2 21:10 UTC 1994 |
While some of you have been investigating the boot-shaped chicken
mc-nugget conspiracy, I have been busy investigating the great powers of
brown acorns with absolutely no green spots, which moo already knows about
The first sign of the conspiracy was a sudden, concerted intrest in the
waterfront at camp sara grindley. after much deep thought, moo and i decided
that the only reason for this would be that someone had brainwashed several
key campers to avoid the forest at all costs, the farthest point from the
forest being the waterfront. as the first universal church of barney has
revealed to me, the great purple being is the sign of all love in the
universe, but only the most malignant power in the universe would dare
brainwash such large quantities of campers. but, as well as purple, the great
being has large quantities of green, and thus the malignant powers must
be free of all green! finally, the solution came to me--it was the acorns.
the acorns of camp sara grindley were attempting to wrest control of the world
from barney (obviously in alliance with mr. rogers). the only solution was
to stockpile acorns. and so, i call upon all faithful members of fucb to
gather acorns, as many as possible, and store them in their jacket pocket until
they rot!
note--since the presence of green would indicate a presence, however small, of
barney, only pure brown acorns are of intrest to us.
another note--the killer death yodel of the acorn tribe is also being
investigated in the meantime, i suggest complete abstinence from the song
'twinkle twinkle little star'. note again--all acorn caps are exempt from
punishment
DADA LIVES!!!!!!
--Orinoco
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vidar
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response 1 of 91:
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Mar 3 01:34 UTC 1994 |
It's all Britain Woodman's fault! How dare he turn 20!
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vishnu
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response 2 of 91:
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Mar 3 02:03 UTC 1994 |
It was the communists .. <drool drool>
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jasmine
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response 3 of 91:
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Mar 3 04:16 UTC 1994 |
Britian is 20? He acts about 12....
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vidar
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response 4 of 91:
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Mar 3 17:27 UTC 1994 |
Hmm, aroun me he usually acted about 5.
But yes, he is 20.
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orinoco
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response 5 of 91:
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Mar 4 21:46 UTC 1994 |
But there's more!
I have finally made progress on the matter of the killer death yodel of the
acor acorn clan! it's very simple--the acorns are slowly changing the pitch of
your modem noises, trying to find one that will drive you out of your mind.
when they do, they will record it on a tape, sell it to tower records, and
call it a newly discovered piece by john cage. when DADA lovers buy the tape,
theye sou sound will drive them insane, and with the DADA lovers gone, nobody
will be strange enough to question the integrity of acorns, and they will
infiltrate our government! PS--no, vishnu, it wasn't the communists.
Confidential to AMC--twinkle twinkle little star was just a front! --orinoco
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vishnu
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response 6 of 91:
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Mar 4 22:16 UTC 1994 |
Dough.
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orinoco
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response 7 of 91:
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Mar 5 19:16 UTC 1994 |
No, it wasn't the dough either, vidar.
Sorry for calling you vishnu, unless you really are vishnu, in which case,
sorry for calling you vidar.
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vidar
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response 8 of 91:
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Mar 5 22:12 UTC 1994 |
You called vishnu vidar, I find it hard to believe you could do something
so insolent. I still think jasmine gives Britain 7 more years credit
in maturity than he is due. Or else it is just 5 more, I think acting
7 would be a good estimate.
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vishnu
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response 9 of 91:
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Mar 6 03:39 UTC 1994 |
re#7: huh?!
/
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Vishnu ---/---- Vidar
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I hope that worked.
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orinoco
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response 10 of 91:
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Mar 6 23:55 UTC 1994 |
You mean one of you is named vishnu, and one is vidar.
you're confusing me!
/-----------\
/ o \ \
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\ o / /
\-----------/
<orinoco feels mortified at his last, pitiful, attempt at making a smiley>
<orinoco feels mortified at his last, pitiful, attempt at making a party noise>
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vishnu
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response 11 of 91:
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Mar 7 12:39 UTC 1994 |
Yeah. That equals sign with a lign through it means does not equal.
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ziggy
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response 12 of 91:
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Mar 8 19:39 UTC 1994 |
fish
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vidar
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response 13 of 91:
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Mar 8 21:40 UTC 1994 |
Where? There isn't any good place to fish around Ann Arbor.
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vishnu
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response 14 of 91:
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Mar 9 13:56 UTC 1994 |
For consumatics?
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ziggy
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response 15 of 91:
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Mar 9 16:02 UTC 1994 |
shut up.
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orinoco
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response 16 of 91:
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Mar 9 21:00 UTC 1994 |
Ok, so one of you is vidar and one of you is vishnu? this is more than I can
handle!
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vidar
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response 17 of 91:
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Mar 10 00:42 UTC 1994 |
Yes. vishnu and I are two different ethereal entities...
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vishnu
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response 18 of 91:
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Mar 10 01:51 UTC 1994 |
I am a god of the dance of life; a god that destroys so that
there may be life.
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ziggy
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response 19 of 91:
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Mar 10 21:02 UTC 1994 |
hi.
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vidar
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response 20 of 91:
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Mar 10 21:42 UTC 1994 |
<vidar spanks drifters with his left arm this time.>
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bdp
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response 21 of 91:
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Mar 11 22:00 UTC 1994 |
tastes like tofu.
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moo
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response 22 of 91:
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Mar 12 20:18 UTC 1994 |
Tastes like the the rotting chincken that I found in a the giant vortex while
recently visiting the astral plane. Ewwww
-- :-) Moo
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ziggy
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response 23 of 91:
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Mar 13 04:03 UTC 1994 |
Beautiful, I couldn't have said it better myself if I say myself do so!
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jasmine
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response 24 of 91:
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Mar 13 07:30 UTC 1994 |
double *yawn*
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