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ziggy
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+++> THE BOOT SHAPED CHICKEN MCNUGGET CONSPIRACY REVEALED AT LONG LAST! <+++
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Feb 3 01:17 UTC 1994 |
==> THE BOOT SHAPED CHICKEN MCNUGGET CONSPIRACY REVEALED AT LONG LAST! <==
yes, I have solved it. The conspiracy! It explains it all!
The main man in the plot was Cecil Frough, the school psychologist at Tappan!
He got togeather on may 14 of 1991 with the guy from Cypress Hill who never
says anything and has the funky braded beard. The talked via an international
(and very top seceret) fiber optical link from Finland to Ann arbor. They
planned for hours. Later the funky beard man, who I will call #2376 reported
to the record studio in NY city to record BLACK SUNDAY. After the song Insane
in the Brain was recorded he sat dwon at the editing board and entered the ever
lasting and annoying "scree" that repeats in the background! He also mixed
this satanic message into RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE. Now, whenever anybody
hears these songs they are programed to hate barney. But, after a bit of
research I found out that Cecil is not just your ordinary Mad ambitious Child
psychologist! He was actually MR. ROGERS! Togeather cecil (actually Mr.
Rogers, and #2376 hatched this plot and accomplished it. Now they have created
barney haters accross the country. But, the real affect of this is on Africa.
THIS ALL EXPLAINS WHY AFRICA IS SHAPED LIKE A BOOT-SHAPED CHICKEN MCNUGGET!
AHH, HA! Now I have figured them all out, their little plan is over! or is it
? For, they have moved to Malaysia where they are planning the next step in
the boot shaped chicken McNugget conspiracy! Watch out! TOAD TOAD TOAD!
thank you, if that was not the most beautiful example of pointlessness you have
ever seen mail me and we will discuss it! ziggy@cyberspace.org!
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ziggy
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response 1 of 125:
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Feb 3 01:19 UTC 1994 |
I am very stupid and deranged.
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vishnu
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response 2 of 125:
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Feb 3 01:25 UTC 1994 |
Everybody wants to rule the world.
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vidar
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response 3 of 125:
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Feb 3 22:09 UTC 1994 |
With a nuclear pickle!
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ziggy
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response 4 of 125:
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Feb 6 15:28 UTC 1994 |
I repeat I am stupid.
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shaymu
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response 5 of 125:
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Feb 6 16:10 UTC 1994 |
No, that is not right, for Boot Shaped Chicken McNuggets existed long before
that.
The answer, of course, is fish.
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vidar
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response 6 of 125:
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Feb 6 22:45 UTC 1994 |
No, the answer is always "Uff Da"
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jared
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response 7 of 125:
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Feb 6 22:53 UTC 1994 |
Music, Sex, and cookies.
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vishnu
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response 8 of 125:
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Feb 7 03:06 UTC 1994 |
Sounds good to me... pez would be nice, too, tho.
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vidar
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response 9 of 125:
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Feb 7 03:10 UTC 1994 |
I'll take coffee, stupid jokes, and country music for 1000, Alex.
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ziggy
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response 10 of 125:
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Feb 8 02:01 UTC 1994 |
wAiTER! tHerE is a FlY In mY pEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
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vishnu
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response 11 of 125:
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Feb 8 02:03 UTC 1994 |
Both.
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vidar
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response 12 of 125:
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Feb 8 22:34 UTC 1994 |
What is The end of __________ and ____________'s carrer is death?
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vishnu
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response 13 of 125:
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Feb 8 23:09 UTC 1994 |
Neither?
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ziggy
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response 14 of 125:
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Feb 11 00:36 UTC 1994 |
Vidar is _________ and ___________.
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vishnu
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response 15 of 125:
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Feb 11 01:58 UTC 1994 |
Vidar is godly and pez-like.
I like to drink kool-aid and snort ________.
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vidar
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response 16 of 125:
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Feb 11 14:29 UTC 1994 |
Sugar!
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ziggy
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response 17 of 125:
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Feb 11 16:39 UTC 1994 |
vishnu is _____________ and __________.
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vidar
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response 18 of 125:
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Feb 12 00:31 UTC 1994 |
naughty & fugly
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shaymu
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response 19 of 125:
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Feb 13 04:43 UTC 1994 |
re#6: no, the answer is FISH!!! and I have proof.
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vidar
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response 20 of 125:
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Feb 13 14:09 UTC 1994 |
Uff Da.
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vidar
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response 21 of 125:
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Feb 13 14:10 UTC 1994 |
Re#19: You're wrong, you poopoo head!
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vishnu
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response 22 of 125:
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Feb 13 14:21 UTC 1994 |
Well at any rate, it doesn't have anything to do with the Lord of Evil,
Barney.
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shaymu
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response 23 of 125:
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Feb 13 17:14 UTC 1994 |
prove it, Blork!!!
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vishnu
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response 24 of 125:
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Feb 13 20:32 UTC 1994 |
Fish is probably somewhere near it, tho.
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