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elaine
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Hi
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Jun 16 00:48 UTC 1993 |
What's going on here?
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vidar
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response 1 of 70:
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Jun 16 01:24 UTC 1993 |
We're supposed to be talking about anything related to vomit. Personally,
I find this conference an insult to anybody on this system's intelligence.
Quite a bile subject we're discussing.
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raven
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response 2 of 70:
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Jun 16 04:36 UTC 1993 |
Alllllll right vomit anarchy, chaos, what all hail
dischordia. I think I sBob Dobs last week in Borders. He was
looking at a repair manual for a 72 VW Beetle (if you have to ask you'll
never know). Give me$25.00 orill me. peaking of VOMIT, you'll
have seen repo man, right? Best vomit sean in cinematic history for my
money. All hail the Sub-Genuis, over and out.
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jared
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response 3 of 70:
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Jun 16 05:35 UTC 1993 |
Please don't hurl.
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vidar
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response 4 of 70:
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Jun 16 19:14 UTC 1993 |
I'm not, I'm spewing!
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aahz
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response 5 of 70:
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Jun 16 19:54 UTC 1993 |
If you blow chunks on your keyboard, you'll probably have trouble reading the
letters
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jared
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response 6 of 70:
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Jun 17 15:37 UTC 1993 |
No way.
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vidar
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response 7 of 70:
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Jun 17 18:36 UTC 1993 |
Ditto.
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jrg
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response 8 of 70:
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Jun 18 00:36 UTC 1993 |
What about the Monty Python sketch where the police investigate a
confectioner who sells such delights as "Spring Surprise" featuring a
coiled steel spring that punctures both cheeks and another delightful
bon bon containing lark's vomit. After eating one, officer Clitoris
then heaves up into his helmet. Emilio Estevez heaving over a bridge
abutment really is small potatoes in comparison. Oh, and we can't
forget all those delightful anti-drug movies we were shown back in
junior high. Especially those scenes where they get a nice close up
of some junkie in a tenement stairwell just as he's coughing up whatever
meager meal he's scored in the previous day, along with a fistful of
white-crosses and bennies (these are OLD films we're talking here).
But if you have any better vomit memories prehaps we can share them
here? Projectile vomiting in the sixth grade? Longest session
worshipping the great porcelain god? Famous flu stories?
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vidar
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response 9 of 70:
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Jun 18 14:16 UTC 1993 |
All hail the god of porcelian!
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vidar
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response 10 of 70:
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Jun 18 17:50 UTC 1993 |
Hmm, how about barfing up more blood than flowed out of my arm when I
accidently stabbed myself with my butterfly knife. Vomiting up blood is always
interesting...
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young
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response 11 of 70:
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Jun 19 01:03 UTC 1993 |
On a number of occaisions, while travelling in the Third World, I have been so
violently ill that I was sweating and exhausted from the effort.
And then there was the time I puked right after I had taken Pepto Bismol and
right before we were supposed to go on a game run. I staggered from the lodge,
spewed a bright pink froth, and walked calmly into the van. Our driver's eyes
got as big as saucers and he said, "He's going???"
On that trip, my sister managed to spread a rather nasty flu virus, first
through our van and then through the entire tour group. Those of us in the
first van took to referring to ourselves as "The Barf Patrol." We have all
taken British colonial personas and still keep in touch.
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vidar
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response 12 of 70:
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Jun 19 14:51 UTC 1993 |
Watch out for the "Vomit Police."
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vidar
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response 13 of 70:
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Jun 21 02:07 UTC 1993 |
I think this whole vomit conference is really immature. Not that I have
anything against vomit, but this real is a vile subject. Couldn't we come up
with something better to talk about?
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jared
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response 14 of 70:
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Jun 21 03:55 UTC 1993 |
If you don't like it, you don't have to join, sir.
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vidar
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response 15 of 70:
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Jun 22 02:21 UTC 1993 |
I only really joind this conference to see what was going on. Seems to me like
a lot of immaturity. That's sort of what I expected to come from a vomit
conference. That and a lot of pre-eaten food. I think I'm going to hurl in
someones face. No wait, that would be rude. I think I'll just spew all over
the monitor.
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jared
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response 16 of 70:
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Jun 22 21:34 UTC 1993 |
Thanks.
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jrg
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response 17 of 70:
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Jun 22 22:00 UTC 1993 |
to recapitulate dylan: I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
to recapitulate cooper: don't talk old to me
to recapitulate the last time I heaved: I beleive I had unintentionally
mixed a rasperberry eye-opener and beer. My house guests were exceptionally
mortified and quickly dispersed. How would Ms Manners have dealt with this?
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lark
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response 18 of 70:
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Jun 23 01:33 UTC 1993 |
R#8: I didn't vomit in any bon bon!!!
:)
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vidar
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response 19 of 70:
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Jun 23 16:34 UTC 1993 |
Oh sorry, I did that.
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jasmine
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response 20 of 70:
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Jun 30 18:57 UTC 1993 |
So, what kinds of food do you people think is the most fun to hurl?
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aahz
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response 21 of 70:
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Jun 30 19:32 UTC 1993 |
Pasta with extra sauce
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remmers
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response 22 of 70:
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Jun 30 23:31 UTC 1993 |
Hey, cool the gross conversation, okay? I'm eating my dinner!
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aahz
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response 23 of 70:
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Jun 30 23:52 UTC 1993 |
Hey, maybe there shoud be a warning when you join Vomit, "May be unsuit able
during meals. How'z about it?
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vidar
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response 24 of 70:
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Jul 1 13:53 UTC 1993 |
How 'bout we put that in all CAPS?
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