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remmers
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a one line header or ':' to edit
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Mar 21 00:57 UTC 1997 |
help
?help
!help
:help
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\help
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remmers
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response 1 of 30:
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Mar 21 00:58 UTC 1997 |
<F1>
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remmers
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response 2 of 30:
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Mar 21 11:26 UTC 1997 |
<ALT-F4>
Noooo....
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lee
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response 3 of 30:
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Mar 22 03:21 UTC 1997 |
Welcome to Grex! It gets easier! (tm)
(Well, what else was I supposed to say? :)
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orinoco
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response 4 of 30:
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Mar 22 18:17 UTC 1997 |
<orinoco looks at remmers oddly, and wonders what he's up to>
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valerie
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response 5 of 30:
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Mar 22 22:29 UTC 1997 |
This response has been erased.
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orinoco
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response 6 of 30:
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Mar 23 17:44 UTC 1997 |
Yeah...a real live test...in the test conference even...imagine...
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remmers
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response 7 of 30:
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Mar 23 22:55 UTC 1997 |
I am regressing to my childhood.
help
q
opps
bye
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lee
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response 8 of 30:
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Mar 24 00:52 UTC 1997 |
You mean you actually left your childhood at some point?
<lee boggles at the concept of growing up>
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valerie
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response 9 of 30:
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Mar 24 16:23 UTC 1997 |
This response has been erased.
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orinoco
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response 10 of 30:
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Mar 28 21:44 UTC 1997 |
He's testing our faith.
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lee
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response 11 of 30:
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Mar 29 00:56 UTC 1997 |
Well where else should that be done besides in the test conference?
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remmers
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response 12 of 30:
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Mar 29 16:26 UTC 1997 |
I find that my faith is tested at every turn, the object of
scorn and ridicule from all sides.
Perhaps this is because I believe in the Great Pumpkin...
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lee
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response 13 of 30:
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Mar 30 00:22 UTC 1997 |
Is this Great Pumpkin related to the pumpkin where grex is located?
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remmers
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response 14 of 30:
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Mar 30 13:20 UTC 1997 |
Yes!
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lee
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response 15 of 30:
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Mar 31 02:25 UTC 1997 |
So what do you believe about the Great Pumpkin?
What do you believe it will do?
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remmers
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response 16 of 30:
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Mar 31 12:59 UTC 1997 |
Um, you mean specifically? I dunno, but whatever it is, I'm sure
it will be the Right Thing.
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orinoco
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response 17 of 30:
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Apr 1 03:40 UTC 1997 |
<An angel of light descends from the heavens, bathed in an orange glow, and
hands two tablets to lee bearing the words of the Great Pumpkin's ghostwriter>
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lee
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response 18 of 30:
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Apr 2 03:24 UTC 1997 |
Ghostwriter? Like the t.v. show?
<lee examines the tablets>
1) Carve a face into the pumpkin
2) Put a candle inside.
3) Place on your office desk.
4) Buy a tape of spooky music.
5) Play said tape any time anyone asks about the pumpkin.
6) Say "The Force of the Pumpkin is with you" as they leave.
<lee scratches her head>
this part is blurred... what does it say?
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remmers
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response 19 of 30:
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Apr 2 08:44 UTC 1997 |
7) Picket stores that sell canned pumpkins.
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orinoco
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response 20 of 30:
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Apr 2 19:07 UTC 1997 |
8) Refuse to eat pumpkin pie, and if anyone asks why, rant about the injustice
and cruelty that pumpkins must suffer, and demand that they have a right to
roam free.
9) When nobody's looking, take a slice of the pie anyway.
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lee
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response 21 of 30:
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Apr 3 02:20 UTC 1997 |
10) Say hello to every pumpkin you see, regardless of how many are
lined up to be sold in the supermarket.
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remmers
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response 22 of 30:
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Apr 4 17:36 UTC 1997 |
11) Agitate for a Constitutional amendment permitting silent
"pumpkin moments" in public schools.
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lee
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response 23 of 30:
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Apr 4 23:44 UTC 1997 |
12) Upon graduation, give each graduate a pumpkin as well as a diploma.
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mary
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response 24 of 30:
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Apr 4 23:57 UTC 1997 |
13: Do the right thing and start a free-range pumpkin farm.
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