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eldrich
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Local History 2, Wether U like it or not!
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Nov 6 21:51 UTC 1995 |
One day Bob was walking down the road when suddenly he saw a sign.
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So naturealy he....
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orinoco
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response 1 of 132:
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Nov 6 22:41 UTC 1995 |
paused to swear at eldrich and kain, and then said, "oh, what the hell,"
and dove right in!
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kain
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response 2 of 132:
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Nov 7 01:38 UTC 1995 |
the land of smiley, bob wondered. Then he stared up at the wonderful world
of tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
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orinoco
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response 3 of 132:
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Nov 7 20:43 UTC 1995 |
Suddenly, he found himself in a boat on a river, surrounded by said trees.
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kain
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response 4 of 132:
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Nov 7 21:34 UTC 1995 |
and the said trees said to him...
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orinoco
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response 5 of 132:
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Nov 10 00:08 UTC 1995 |
, they said "go forth to the land of Walpagraphones, and there fetch thyself
a cubit or two of parsley, if they doth be fresh, and pring it to us, and
you shall be rewarded with...
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coyote
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response 6 of 132:
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Nov 10 22:22 UTC 1995 |
a piece of blue cheese the size of Wisconson
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orinoco
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response 7 of 132:
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Nov 11 02:26 UTC 1995 |
and so he did go forth, for there was nothing that he did love more than
blue cheese. But he had not trecked for more than five minutes, when
he came upon.
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kain
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response 8 of 132:
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Nov 12 23:13 UTC 1995 |
a very unsturdy bridge that looked as if it would crumble if touched but that
was the only way across to the cliff to where the parsley was so...
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orinoco
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response 9 of 132:
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Nov 13 00:40 UTC 1995 |
he touched the bridge and, verily, it did crumble into multitudinous
itty bitty bridge bits.
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cyberpnk
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response 10 of 132:
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Nov 13 17:19 UTC 1995 |
...Which really annoyed the troll living under the bridge. The troll came out
and said "You destroyed my...
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coyote
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response 11 of 132:
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Nov 13 22:19 UTC 1995 |
eggplant farm! Now you'll have to pay!" And then the troll grabbed a large
haversack and...
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orinoco
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response 12 of 132:
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Nov 14 02:30 UTC 1995 |
proceeded to realize that he didn't quite know what a haversack *is*.
He at down to think about it, and meanwhile...
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willow
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response 13 of 132:
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Nov 18 08:05 UTC 1995 |
....Bob ran up to him and bonked him on the head. The troll OIF'ed!
"Hey,why'd you do that?" the troll said in surly suprise. "Because," said
Bob,......
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orinoco
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response 14 of 132:
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Nov 18 18:21 UTC 1995 |
...."you are a stupid troll who wouldn't know a haversack if I hit you
over the head with one...which in fact i just did....and you didn't even
know...ha ha ha!"
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kain
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response 15 of 132:
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Nov 18 19:02 UTC 1995 |
"A haversack is ..."
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clairey
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response 16 of 132:
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Nov 18 19:57 UTC 1995 |
a women who is under complter hypnoses of her owner...
The easist command for her is "bop"... when you say "bop" that means you
want to "have her sack"...
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setzer
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response 17 of 132:
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Nov 22 21:14 UTC 1995 |
<Thanks for that graphic explanation!>
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orinoco
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response 18 of 132:
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Nov 23 04:12 UTC 1995 |
<Thanks for that parenthetical comment>
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setzer
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response 19 of 132:
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Dec 1 22:11 UTC 1995 |
On with the story!!!!!!!!!!
<I would add something, but I can't remember what was typed last...>
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kain
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response 20 of 132:
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Dec 1 23:12 UTC 1995 |
ah yes, one day bob the haversack was walking down the street
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orinoco
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response 21 of 132:
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Dec 2 16:09 UTC 1995 |
when he did come upon freida the dancing gopher
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kain
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response 22 of 132:
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Dec 3 16:46 UTC 1995 |
whom he danced the dango with because he was a very romantic lttle haversack
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orinoco
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response 23 of 132:
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Dec 3 16:55 UTC 1995 |
unfortunately, freida the dancing gopher could not dance the dango, only
the tango, and it is very hard for a haversack to dance, being as it has
no feet
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kain
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response 24 of 132:
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Dec 7 01:06 UTC 1995 |
of coure freida the dancing gopher was not into the new hip and swinging
dances because the dango was the coolest new dance and happy the haversack
<being as hip and swinging as he is> taught her the dance and they both had
a great time until...
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